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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Before I got married
a wise man said to me:

First there is an engagement ring

Then a wedding ring

Finally it's the suffering.

/Ah thank you
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:29, 2 replies)
And the enduring

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:40, closed)
As the vicar at my local church was fond of saying...
Before marriage, man is incomplete.
When he's married, he's finished.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 1:17, closed)

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