b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Devastating Put-Downs » Post 1445458 | Search
This is a question Devastating Put-Downs

Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
Pages: Latest, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Blimey, at least noones getting upset, right

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:14, 1 reply)
I wondered how long it would take the Fluffer to start this up again
Maybe we shouldn't feed the trolls...
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:23, closed)


(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:56, closed)
Posters off your bedroom wall don't count as a putdown.
:-)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:14, closed)
nothing you say
counts as a putdown.
It's sweet that you keep giving it the ol' shortbus try, though.
Also - it's an album cover, you hopelessly retarded idiot.
You really don't know very much except knee-jerk rage, do you?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:30, closed)
Keep saying it and you may believe it.
And to your edit : If I'm so retarded and and idiot, how come I'm managing to make you look like such a fool with such little effort? Maybe with some help from you? :-)

And don't keep thinking taking the piss out of you is rage. Fun, yes. Amusing, sometimes. Rage, never. Life's too short to worry about pissants like you.
Tell you what, type "Fuck you, I won't do as you tell me." if you're a witless mong.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:08, closed)
Fuck you, I won't do as you tell me.

(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 4:16, closed)
:-)
Must try harder. At put-downs at any rate.
Making yourself look like a complete bell-end: 10/10.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:16, closed)
maybe I should put something on my house to prove it?

(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:20, closed)
Ha! The FIRST wit you've shown...
But I'm sure your neighbours think you're a dick already :-)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:58, closed)
because you keep saying so.
like the energiser bunny.
Programmed for repetitiveness.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:00, closed)
1/10
Come on, you're getting rather boring.
And you can't argue with that (unless you're a complete pillock), or do you suppose by some strange mysical power to know what I'm actually thinking now?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:42, closed)
I don't care what you're 'thinking'.
And if this is boring you, feel free to FO&D. I really wont mind.
I doubt anyone would mind.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:33, closed)
You care so little
You still keep posting. Hmmm....
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:16, closed)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, ... 1