Its not so much a penis story, but testicles.
And its not so much embarrassing as it is angering.


I was passed out in a tent after a lot of alcohol, and my mouth was gaping open.

Long story short, I was rudely awakened by someone dangling their salty fucking balls in my mouth.

Disgustipating.

I got him back by kicking them later, but it still didn't change the fact that earlier that morning, I had licked balls.

But the worse thing is, the absolute bastard, I got a pube stuck between my teeth.

I was livid.
I haven't spoken to him since.

EDIT: Upon doing the adequate research, I can confirm that this action is known as the salty breakfast. Well, it provided me with none of the nutrients and proteins I need for the rest of the day. Although it did give me one of my 5-a-day - Grapes! *da bum tiiiish*
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:08, 5 replies)

You should have slammed your mouth shut hard and fast

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:15, closed)

Well...
...compared to the pyramid bags, whats the verdict?

No milk either?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:34, closed)

The digger definately came out on top,
After all, theres no tea to beat JCB.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:21, closed)

Shovels are cheap and land is abundant.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:08, closed)

Surely...
It was 2 of your 5-a-day??
(Laxly, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:32, closed)