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Crackhouseceilidhband asks: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road, even if she didn't want to? Make me believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest

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just yesterday
picked the twins up from nursery and began the long, freezing walk home in the sleet and bitterly cold wind.
suddenly, one of the parents pulled up in her car and offered the three of us a lift. i don't even know her name. her daughter is in the same class as my nephews, but we've never really spoken.
it doesn't seem much, but being able to get a couple of cold, tired 3-year-olds home in warmth and comfort meant a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:53, 13 replies)
I hope she had enough car seats,
otherwise you are a terrible parent.
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fortunately, she had booster seats
and i'm not a parent, they're my nephews
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:07, closed)
Top auntie-ing, there.

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i am a fantastic auntie
i'm looking after them at home today as they're a bit under the weather.
cupcakes may be made later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:17, closed)
I like this.
My eldest (5) has found out how to work my mobile, so he can phone his uncle.

Aunties and uncles are much better than mums and dads, apparently.
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that's only because
we can stuff them with sugary treats and leave the parents to deal with the consequences.
also, aunties have more energy and patience than mums, as we don't have to look after the children day and night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:27, closed)
Yes, and sometimes they fail to think things through
My now 8 year olds favourite present for last years birthday came from her unmarried aunt.

A fucking tortoise.

Unfortunately, it, er, escaped by digging its way underneath the garden fence, about a month after we got it . . .


*It's safe and sound with her cousins teacher, in Wiltshire, who has three of the things.
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oh, i think it through, all right
i just like to annoy my sister sometimes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:12, closed)
Ha!

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3 year olds need seats with a 5 point harness, not a booster seat. The woman could have been fined for each child and you are a terrible aunty. Oh well, at least you didn't eat the kids, you fat fuck.

(Blahh, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:49, closed)
Nicely done.

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aaaaannnndd
ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 9:55, closed)
The law governing child seats
Only applies to regular or long-distance journeys. Ad hoc journeys are not covered.

SM; you are a fab auntie. I love being uncle to my 13 niblings (nieces & nephews)...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:22, closed)

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