drink up
At our high school in Oz we had a fundraiser dealie where students in years 7 to 11 could "buy" a year 12 "slave" for the day. Me and my mates got bought by a bunch of year 7 girls who thought they were cool shit. After doing the usual stuff like "do my schoolwork" and the like, they decided that they were hungry and that we should go buy some hot chips and coke from the local shops, AND that we should pay for it. After having enough of their demands, i agreed. we drove and bought some chips, and ate them ourselves. We then proceeded to a mates place and got an nearly empty 2L bottle of coke. we decided to fill up this bottle with any possible disgusting liquid we could find. Fish sauce, tobasco, etc was used to fill it up. then we made it the colour of coke by using soy sauce. with the little bit of coke in it, it even had a fizz. it looked perfect. we took it back to school and gave it to them, only to result in them drinking it, puzzling about it and offering it to more of their friends. They eventually realised and were no longer feeling all too great. Suckers.

You might find this method to be of great assistance when sharing a flat with theiving bastrds.
(woobwoob, Sun 16 May 2004, 7:09, Reply)