My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Lick a dick a day...When I was 5, there was this thing going round my school where kids would ask each other "Do you lick a dick a day". Not knowing that dick was just a nickname for the penis, I went home to ask my mum what a dick was, "Why?" she replied back to me,
"Because Dane asked me today if I lick a dick a day" I told her innocently.
"Oh dick is another word for lollipop".
Next day in the school playground at lunch; "Madly, do you lick a dick a day?"
"No but I'd like to."
13 years on, and I still havn't lived that one down.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:30, 3 replies)
ZOMGUR SO GAY LOL
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Your mumis a horrible person. Either that, or very stupid.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:29, closed)
...or elseis very funny
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:40, closed)
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