I introduced two exes to each other at a party
...and they spent the whole evening snogging and flirting in front of me, then later came upstairs to a friend's room where I was sleeping on the floor and had loud sex in the bed next to me.

I saw the funny side the next morning, though.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:06, 4 replies)

Are you sure they were exes?
..and not .coms?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:47, closed)

I'm confused.
You introduced two exes who had sex? Did you turn them both gay?
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:34, closed)

I'm a woman and they were both men. They weren't gay, as such, but they fancied a shag.
I hang around with a lot of people who get pretty randy and don't let things like sexuality, age or being in couples get in the way of a spontaneous shag. They're not openly bisexual, but don't see the point in creating artificial mental divisions like gender.

Does that explain?
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:33, closed)

It only counts as gay if you push back
apparently.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:58, closed)