What do you do
when you've finished fucking bald pussy?

Pull up her diaper!

Not mine really, some bastard asked me this question while in school many moons ago. Probably the same bastard that came up to me and asked "Would you suck my cock if it was clean?" To which I replied no. Then he called me a "dirty cock sucker". School was not a happy place.

Edit: just thought of another slightly sick joke...
How do you get rid of a tapeworm?

Shove an orange, an apple and a banana up your ass every day for a week. On the 8th day shove an orange and an apple up your ass. When the tapeworm pops his head out to ask where his banana is, you can hit it on the head with a hammer.

Edit 2: Just thought of another:
A young man had just joined the crew of a ship and was being given a tour. The tour led through all the important parts of the ship and eventually led to a small room with nothing in it but a barrel with a couple of holes in it. When the young man asked about it, his guide said "Well, you know there aren't any women on this ship and it can become quite lonely". Just then, some very unhappy fellow came walking into the room carrying a bucket full of cleaning supplies. Of course the young man asked what he was doing, to which his guide replied "oh he's on barrel duty".
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 9:41, Reply)