More nuns
Probably been posted but wtf:

Three nuns are sent from the convent to town to do the weekly shop. Unfortunately, the road runs through the wild wood, and half way through a gang of wild thieves jump out and rape the nuns mercilessly one after the other. Then they let them go.

The nuns are stunned into silence, but as they approach town, one turns to the other two and says "What on earth is Mother Superior going to say when we tell her we were gang raped twice in one day?" "What do you mean twice" one of the others asks, "Well," says the first, "we do have to come back this way don't we, hee hee".
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:41, Reply)