What's blue and fucks grannies?
Harold Shipman.

Why has Beadle got a little withered hand?
Cos he keeps stuffing it up your auntie's mutton tube.

What's worse than Peter Sutcliffe bathing your kids?
Katherine Jenkins getting fucked by a wolf.

Why can't Michael Barrymore have kids?
Cos he mangled his bulbous glans in your eleven year old sister's tight, illegal dirtbox.
(Leather Apron Bang Bang It's Thomas Hamilton, Mon 13 Mar 2006, 17:56, Reply)