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There's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.

(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Deck the Halls...
Whenever Christmas comes around my dad always sings:

Scratch your balls with sprigs of holly
Tra la la la laaaa la la la laaaa
If you do you won't be jolly
Tra la la la laaaa la la la laaaa

I am ashamed. Another of his favourites to the tune of some song (not sure what its actually called) that goes something like "there's a rainbow round my shoulder." He always sings:

There's a finger up my arsehole
And a sky of blue above

or other variations including (but not limited to):

There's a finger up my arsehole
Tickling my prostate gland

He thinks it's hilarious.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 21:37, Reply)

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