Singing the wrong wordsThere's a grand tradition of singing the wrong words to jingles, hymns and the dreaded school songs. Or maybe you have a corporate anthem too cheesy for words? Tell us the alternate words you and your friends sang so that we can too.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:02)
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Evil brainwashing primary schoolI went to what I always thought was a perfectly normal school, until I looked back on it and realised they were constantly trying to ram Christianity down our necks. (maybe this is why I'm so resentful of religion. hm)
Anyway, instead of the usual "casually we bow to him" (or however that hymn goes) we had "funky" god-songs, ripe with the fruit of mishearing and making up our own. Cue:
"Sing a-sandwich
sing a-sandwich
Sing a-sandwich to the king of things
sing a-sandwich
sing a-sandwich
sing a-sandwich to our thing"
(best done with the dim kid saying the extra 'of kings' at the end)
and the ever funky lord's prayer (you all know the tune..)
Our farter
Who farts in heaven
Alled by thy name
Thy king has cum
Thy will be bummed
On earth right up to heaven" etc.
There are a million more, but already apopologgies for length
(, Wed 2 Feb 2005, 14:39, Reply)
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