Unsurprisingly
Many of the stances involve standing to the side or some degree of 'plum protection'. I should think hundreds of years of being kicked in the nads has honed these techniques. Possibly on day 2.

Just hope you don't meet Iron Balls McGinty :-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:07, 1 reply)

Until you get kicked in the plums.
You think you're safe until it happens.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:17, closed)

Fortunately that's never happened yet
And I'm not too keen to find out what it's like, either. Especially after having seen some rather 'cracking' examples in competitions.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:24, closed)

Tickle 'em on the soles of their feet.
Learnt that 1 doing shorinji-kempo.
Works every time.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:28, closed)