Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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LiftedI used to work in Surrey Uni bar as a cellarman. It was a good job, I used to get paid to drink beer and smoke fags with the duty manager. Now and then I had to shift barrels of beer around, and they had this lift which went from the lower bar to the upper bar, to assist with this task.
I called down to the lower bar one day and asked the girl who answered to send the lift, and she replied "where to?". I asked if she could send it to Wates House, a bar on the other side of campus, only for her to realise finally that the lift had only one button, which was labelled 'UP'.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 20:35, Reply)
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