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B3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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powerful ejaculation
There are dribblers, squirters and shooters. I am of the latter variety and seem to possess an exceptional power in my vesicles. If I lay on my back and choke the chicken, I'll shoot that pearly wad clear over my head and on to the wall behind, and I'm over six feet tall. I'd guess I can easily do a metre.*

Not something I have a picture of, but you should smell my pillow case.

*Turning one's head at the moment of release is key unless I want to facialise myself.**

**I speak here, of course, about being tugged by an accomplice. If alone, I'll just fire into a tube of tissue to avoid any extra alkalinity on the headboard.
(Brand name, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:38, 11 replies)
I bet you're a real wow at parties.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:40, closed)
Haha, I read 'wow' as 'world of warcraft'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:48, closed)
After that revelation I ithnk you're going to have to change your username to
Bukkake Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:49, closed)
good lord.
i bet your mum loves doing your laundry.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:56, closed)
His pillowcases must be like crisp packets

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:14, closed)
scampi fries.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:20, closed)
When he drops his pillowcase, his Mum shouts up ''I hope that wasn't my best china!''.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:41, closed)
Maybe
25 years ago I could've given you a run for your money.

Nowadays I'm lucky if it clears my wife's knuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:57, closed)
That's quite impressive
if you're in her minge at the time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:24, closed)
unless she's fisting herself

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:30, closed)
Just about stifled my officelol

(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 7:53, closed)

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