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I was working at a dump (most of my Workplace boredom QTOW answers come from this place), which as you might expect was full of very large skips. About 3 x 3 x 5 meters.

One big rule they had was under no circumstances go inside a skip that is in use. As People are liable to drop heavy things on you. This in in its self presents a problem as most people of a certain age are not to used to this new fangled recycling PC nonsense. So rather than sorting through their waste they like to dump it all in the large skip and drive off.

If there is too much contamination in a skip eg: one to many garden gnomes in the compost the recycling firm will reject it. The skip ends up on the landfill, and we get bollocked by management. So it was common practice to jump in and remove any misplaced items.

I was helping some people lift a large wardrobe over the side and forgot to check if anyone was in the skip. Too busy thinking of how soon I could take the load off my arms. As it tipped in I saw 'nigel' was right underneath where it should go, but too late to do anything about it. I scored a direct hit.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)