serves him right!
i was with my ex for 12 years. despite this, i'd never let him move in with me as i love my personal space.
one night, about 1a.m, i got a phonecall off him. he sounded very upset and asked if he could come round. of course, i said yes. fool.
when he arrived, there was a huge gash above his eye and he was covered in blood. apparently, one of his so-called "friends" had decided to pay him a visit. this guy was a thief and a weed-hog who took my ex for granted as a soft touch. when my ex told him to go away, he did. he went straight to the indian restaurant at the top of the street and told the crazy guy that works there that my ex had been shagging his 15-year-old sister. this was not true.
crazy guy turns up at my ex's place 5 minutes later and attacks him with a machete! my ex is a pacifist(total fucking wimpy wet) and refused to phone the police or go to the hospital in case they called the cops.
well, i let him move in with me. for 5 months i put up with that lazy good-for-nothing shit eating me out of house and home, running up my phone bill, smoking all my weed and alienating my friends. the sod never gave me so much as a penny, citing huge bills as the reason for his skinflintness.
one monday morning, i woke up to find him gone. this was unusual because the lazy sod didn't normally get up until after lunch. i tried phoning him, but his mobile was off.
three days later, again at about 1 a.m, he comes sauntering in and tells me he's been shagging some trucker's bird in Leeds! he met her online and had been saving his money to go see her!
needless to say, i kicked the living shit out of him and threw him out right then.
that's the thanks i get for being a good girlfriend.

i did kind of get some payback. he came round 2 months later, not to apologise, but for sympathy. the woman he'd shagged in Leeds had given him genital warts! he thought i'd feel sorry for him! i laughed my arse off, called him cauliflower cock and chucked him out again.
obviously, i told all my friends about his affliction. and his mother.

no apologies for length, 12 years is longer.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 May 2007, 12:48, Reply)