A few years back and fairly fresh from an operation
it was a sunny day and my daughter (aged about 3 at the time) is off for a dental appointment and to spend time with me; the father who just had a pilonidal sinus removed (read here). I was feeling rather poorly and worse for wear mainly due to having an extra hole up my ass and rattling full of tablets but my daughter needed to get out of the house and to be honest so did I, so along with the wife we ventured to Swansea's infamous "Blackpill".
Blackpill, a lower class blister on the ass of Mumbles overlooking the beach (actually been done up recently and isn't that bad); this is an open paddling pool which has a little cafe and seems to attract lots of people every hot day mainly because the kids love it and it's free. Normally there is a massive amount of dobbers with screaming snot-nose kids there but as it's a school day there's only a handful of people about so my daughter has free reign of the paddling pool.

"Cmon in daddy, paddle dad!" etc etc. Eventually the nagging gets to me and I hop in with her, just upto below knee height as to not soak my shorts and my arse wound. Hell it's a nice day (not overly hot), I cooling down with my sunglasses on, daughter's enjoying and oh, what's this? Some Uni students have taken some time out and have come for a paddle too, christ, they got some respectable jugs going on too. They strip off down to their bikinis and hop in too, having a laugh. Even with 2 arseholes this day is perking up.

That was until one of them accidentally splashed my daughter. They obviously say sorry and then she starts talking to them. "I got a bad leg" she says pointing at a bruise she picked up from school.
"Awww, you ok?" they ask.
"Yeah. Daddy's got a bad bum."

You little bastard. "Thanks...." is about all I can mutter while they all start making arse jokes and pissing themselves laughing. Defeated and deflated without having to say anything I stumble back to my place of rest out of the pool and call her all the bastards going under my breath.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:51, 9 replies)

Linky no worky

( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:06, closed)

Oh, cheers
Check it now.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:32, closed)

Bingo!

( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:56, closed)

What the hell is a dobber?
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:16, closed)

A dobber
is a lower class fat woman who shops at Poundland while keeping her gunt in her tracksuit bottoms.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:41, closed)

What's a gunt?

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 28 May 2013, 23:22, closed)

www.urbandictionary.com
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Wed 29 May 2013, 3:14, closed)

It can also mean someone who tells on someone else.
Tattle-tale, etc.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 May 2013, 23:54, closed)

My other half calls the stylus for her tablet a dobber.
( snee held his breath since, Wed 29 May 2013, 8:46, closed)