arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
one of the problem with Bristolians (and Christ there's many) is that they add unnecessary R's on the end of words that don't have them. For example the thing kids slide down in the park is the slider.

My daughters name ends in an a and her uncle Steve (strong Bristolian accent) always adds an rrrr on the end when he addresses her. She doesn't like it, she doesn't like it one bit, she corrects him but uncle Steve being a bit of a wind up merchant just does it even more. So she came to me for advice

"why don't you call uncle Steve a name back to show him how it feels" was my excellent parenting advice
so at the next family do, it was a packed boat trip down the river lovely time being had by all

"all-right ***rrrrrrr" said uncle Steve to my little duckling
"bog off you fat bald git"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:33, 6 replies)

Hahahahahaha
Nice.

I would have smacked her 'round the back of the head and told her to have some respect.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:44, closed)

Click

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:49, closed)

fair makes ya proud eh?
Mine told me she was going to 'kick my face off' last week
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:12, closed)

I was justly proud of the little tyke
he is a fat bald git
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:25, closed)

Bristol
Many moons ago, I worked as a nurse in Southmead Hospital. My "R" story concerns a mother who came into casualty with her daughter. When I asked what was wrong with her daughter she said (in a very thick Bristolian accent) "Ar Saral's got diarreeor." Lovely.
(Woofie, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:23, closed)

that is of course the other inexplicable thing
if the thing ends in r they add an L
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:27, closed)