Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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This morning, actuallyparked my car on a side road in Uxbridge (probably for the last time as they turning the entire city into a permit holders only love fest), started walking off only to glance back at the car and notice my lights were still on. Back I go, then.
"Excuse me?" shouts a voice. I look around, and then up. An old woman with a mouth like a dog's arse is leaning out of her upper window.
"Yes, love?"
"Do you think an ambulance could get through that? I don't. Thank goodness this will all be residents' only at the end of the month. You people have no respect for the people that live here!"
"Why do you think I'm coming back?" I lied, "a space has just opened up over there anyway"
"I hope you've got a permit. You'll need a permit to park there."
"I'm fine, love."
"What did you say?"
"I SAID, I'm fine."
Stupid old bitch, what do I care if an ambulance can't get down there, it wouldn't be turning up for me. In fact, if it turned up for *her* and couldnt' get through the gap because of my car, I'd be happy.
Oh, the things you think of to say afterwards, eh?
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Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:33,
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