Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Shut yer fuckin' face uncle fuckerrrrrrr.....A few months back my friend Phil (of building site fame) got married.
The morning of the wedding I was helping the groom, best man and ushers get ready by ironing suits and making sure everyone was as neat as a pin.
Mid iron, the doorbell rang and I let the best man in along with his six year old son who was one of the ushers. Now Gary (best man) is something of a prude around Harry (son) and immediately asked if I could turn the Casino Royale dvd off and switch to Cebeebies. Not a problem, I duly change channels and the four adults in the room moderate our language accordingly.
"Bathroom's free!"
Taking my cue, I grab my suit and shirt before running to the shower to get ready. I'd been rushed off my feet all morning and felt the need for a little singsong under the shower so I begun to sing a little ditty from a film I'd been watching the previous night. Yes, that's right, South Park - The Movie.
"Shut yer fuckin' face uncle fuckerrrrrr! You're a donkey-raping, shit-eating uncle fuckerrrrrr!"
I got out of the shower, dried off and got dressed.
"You fuck yer uncle, yes you do...."
Gelled hair, slapped on aftershave
"No-one fucks uncles quite like you..."
Smiling like a freshly lobotomized man, I opened the bathroom door in full flow.
"Uncle fuuuuuu-ckerrrrrrrr, that's you!"
However I was just in time to witness a horrified Gary gently ushering his young son away from the vicinity of the bathroom door.
Whoops.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 10:58, Reply)
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