Oh, and I once had an erotic dream about Jane Asher.
So maybe cakes.
( charliedontsurf, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 16:28, Reply)

I'm easily pleased
People:
Drew Barrymore
Angelina Jolie (think Hackers, not Tomb Raider)
Ziyi Zhang (Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon)

Things:
Piercings, eyebrows, lips, tongues in particular
Skater clothing,

Other than that a pulse is a requirement, as is a sense of homour and a brain.
(WrinkledPrune, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 16:10, Reply)

I have a thing for larger women....
some have the prettiest faces... and i like something to grabhold of. A nice round tummy makes my willy go hard, generally.
( Goldfish_, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 15:58, Reply)

Don't think I've seen this yet...
Women with beautiful faces. No really.

Tall/short, big tits/no tits, long hair/short hair, young/old, shaved/hairy, large/petite, long legs/short stumpy legs, big arse/no arse, blonde/brunette/ginger, I DON'T CARE. Just as long as they are pretty. A foreign accent helps, especially an Irish one, but is by no means mandatory.

Oh, and two women lezzing off does the trick too.
(casper the friendly ghost, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 15:44, Reply)

It drives me mad with desire ...
when somebody contradicts almost everything I say, ridicules me, patronises me and generally talks to me as if I have an idiot's IQ.

This, coupled with someone who is consistently the top poster on the messageboard (and this particular QOTW, it seems) just makes me melt into a steaming heap of desire.

*runs away*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 15:37, Reply)

Nothing.
I'm asexual.
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 15:36, Reply)

my wife
she is only 5' something, so technically she is a little thing that turns me on ;)
( just mike, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 15:19, Reply)

girls with androgynous names.
I think it's because I read Margaret Atwood's The Edible Woman when I was a teenager, and there was quite a sexy sounding character called Ainsley in it.
Pubic hair. I honestly prefer the natural look, and porn stars that are waxed to the last millimetre are boring. Which doesn't mean I like hairy women, just the types you used to get in 80s/early 90s porn before Pamela Anderson ruined everything. On the same note, eyebrows are very sexy, because they can be a pretty good indication of what a woman's like down below.
Also: really common but good looking Essex/chav girls; seeing the tops of thongs over low-cut trousers; Japanese girls; Cheryl Tweedy; obviously intelligent girls (I know that conflicts with the last one); bobbed straight hair; women in trouser suits that are clearly quite filthy when off-duty; that moment when you're talking to someone and you realise you're going to get to know them a whole lot better; pretty much anything else, frankly.
(xyandz, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 15:11, Reply)

Elks

( Geordie Al, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 15:10, Reply)

Hmmm...
...quite frankly - my wife. I often catch myself having a perve on her. She is soooo pretty and has a great bod. Her being a redhead is a major bonus turn on for me.
I am the envy of all my workmates who constantly make such remarks as "You must be hung like a horse or something" - a myth I do nothing to quash.
I swear she gets tastier every year - and I've been with her since 1983. Hmmm...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 14:59, Reply)

Porn.
But like ice cream and music, I'm rarely in the mood for the same flavour.
( charliedontsurf, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 14:55, Reply)

only just discovered this
Saturday night.
in a bar.
Talking to to the girl im seeing at the moment.
Out drinks are on a window ledge behind her.
She reaches back with her hand - and takes hold of her (smirnoff ice) bottle.
Then proceeds to bring it forward - but at the same time twisting her arm round inorder to get her hand/arms and bottle in alignment to drink it... (the closest thing i can think of this being like - is when you hold a plate flat on your hand and then try to rotate it round and udner your arm without the plates falling off..)

It gave me the serious horn-on

I made her do it seven or eight times..
(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 14:31, Reply)

cottage cheese
and/or
Jayne Middlemiss
( smutch, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 14:03, Reply)

Beards...
*shrug* they just do. Almost any type (and also moustaches). I'll do anything for a bloke with a portion of face furniture.

... Though mutton chops are RIGHT OUT! Good god NO!
(bearflea, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 14:00, Reply)

I like...
Big sheer/silky knickers - don't know why though.
Love stockings/suspenders too, I guess its the way they seem to 'frame' the area of interest...
Like the gothic look - black lipstick, funky tights and all that. /shudder
and finally, bumholes*

*female ones - I'm not a gaymo bumdoctor you know.
( Goldfish_, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 13:34, Reply)

i couldn't possibly tell you mine....
but i did see a guy who liked me to tie scratchy twine around his cock and drag him round the room by it.
I also saw another man with a 10 mm stretched Prince Albert who love to wrap elastic bands and sqeeze himself into cock rings prior to having sex.
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 13:31, Reply)

Chavs
Slutty little chav girls.

I'm lovin' it.
( GTA, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 13:28, Reply)

Buses and trains
I don't know why but everytime I use either a bus or train my ring bearer makes his presence known. Usually just before my stop so I have to do that awkward adjustment walk to the doors.

I'm not a bus/train spotter before you ask, I think it's something to do with the vibrations.
(Lord of my Ring, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 13:27, Reply)

Uniforms
Uniforms really turn me on:
School girl
Police woman
Nurse's
Playboy Bunny

Also shorter girls (no higher than 5ft5) with black hair and short skirts.
(Willis86, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 13:17, Reply)

Mmm, redness
I've got a thing for red heads. Not ginger though - there is a difference. Even dyed redheadness is good, though natural is better - they have the pale skin and the cute red pubes to go with it (normally I like them smooth, but one of my exes had a small patch of redness down there).

Another thing has to be a good smile. A nice bum and a nice set of top bollocks are also good, but it's the smile that does it.

Also, being stroked - especially my back. One time I was in a night club and a couple of my mates were dragging their nails lightly down my back - it incapacitated me temporarily with the niceness.
(boxit, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 13:14, Reply)

...
people (ladies specificly) whispering or breathing into my ear, gently of course and generaly during the act of intercourse. otherwise i could just ask 1 of those ppl that work for the council that go around blowing leaves about (never understood them)

*contemplates the idea*
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 13:12, Reply)

Mmm....
Skinny goth girlies...
With green eyes...
And nice arses...
On my face :P
(fuckitall out of here, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 12:58, Reply)

hard to tell
nice boobs fairly big, a decent handful and brown or green eyes
every time
(Bored, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 12:48, Reply)

bordering on a fetish
but nice teeth do it for me - the nicer and straighter then better - so i can envisage them wrapped around my massive throbbing *stops*

er, teeth then.
( smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 11:28, Reply)

Photo
I learnt what little things don't turn me on when i worked in a photo lab in Manchester. We printed the film of a one legged, moustachioed transvestite sucking his own cock with a bedpost up has arse. In the same film he pissed into his own mouth and shagged his settee. Masterfully the final shot was of him ejaculating into his own face.

I admire his commitment to self abuse but it's not really my thing.

Bumholes are though.
(mudflaps, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 11:28, Reply)

just a few wee things
Tight pants over a nice round bum, so that its really smooth and squeezeable.

The way thats bresticles move about and seeing cleavage in strangers.

Boots and ankle boots with a nice pair on athletic legs in them, like jet's from the gladiators.

I'm just a good old fashioned tits and arse bloke.
I feel like a dirty perv now. Hmm I like it!

Just remembered, I like my girlfriend walking about in my shirts and nothing else. Hubba hubba.

I'm spent now.
(Billy Sastard, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 11:19, Reply)

myaaaaww
Bald girls. Nice hands. Corsets. Pirates.
(yourfairyking, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 10:21, Reply)

Geordie Goodness
Well Done Hanks!!

I thought I was the only one that thinks Lauren Laverne is a sex godess!!

What I've dreamt of doing to her....and her to me obviously.

Meh!
(McPhisto, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 9:49, Reply)

Deeply Male.
I'm not sure if it's been pointed out yet.... but being male, I know that there's one thing that all blokes LOVE... and if you don't love it, you're broken and need to be fixed.

You have to admit it... the feel, the texture, the way it glistens in the light... the pure, un-tarnished meaning of it.. the way that you KNOW it's made for ONE thing and one thing only. It Exists to satisty where other things can't. You just KNOW it means business. It exudes perfection. It Drips with promise. But deep down, whenever yout think of it, you just have a deep urge to have it, to touch it and to have a reason to use it: you KNOW it's true.

Carbon Fibre just HAS to be the sexiest thing on this planet.

I've got wood, but I'd rather have Carbon.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 21 Feb 2005, 9:44, Reply)

I'm a bad person
I was reading the questions at a quiz night down the pub last night, and one for one of the questions a team member had to come up and whisper their guess in my ear. A female of my particular tastes (plain faced but cute, with short brown hair) came up and whispered in my ear and I visibly shuddered. She cottoned on and laughed, then kept coming back with even more rediculous answers just to whisper in my ear.

Twas quite difficult standing in the middle of the pub, with a mic in my hand, and everyone looking at me, hoping I didn't get a spring on.
( nnnndave, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 9:17, Reply)