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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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So long as he doesn't do
it when you start doing your GCSE's, it's probably harmless.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:23, 1 reply)
Oooo, look at me. I'm too mature to enjoy a fart joke. where's my cardigan, I don't want to catch a chill

(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:31, closed)
Much as it pains me to agree with this ghastly knobcheese, I'm afraid your mate sounds like an even worse one.

(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:40, closed)
Why don't you two just have a lemon party and get it over with

(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 18:09, closed)
I've got no problem with fart jokes.
farting is funny, no doubt about it.

But the bit about doing it on your head - in the very unlikely event it's actually true, if someone did it to me I'd break their arm.

Still, that's just me.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:55, closed)
sure you would
I myself often rupture the spleen with a driving knee thrust of people who bump into me with their trolleys while queueing at the supermarket, then spit on them as the paramedics take them away.
Have we established what internet hard men we are?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:47, closed)
Well,
that was unexpected.

You have all the originality of Dave's evening program schedule.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:54, closed)
I'm sorry, don't break my arm, please

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:32, closed)

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