My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I used to go to boarding school.Well, it wasn't strictly boarding as there was a commute option (which I took) but most of the posh kids boarded.
To cut a long story short, they had to ban vibrating toothbrushes from the dorms.
People also used to do gags involving porn. Nowhere was too good to stash a few pages. It got incredulous - sheets of Razzle put up flagpoles, stuck to a 25' high ceiling, inside locked book cabinets etc etc. It was our version of 'Kilroy Was Here' and brought the whole practice out in the open I suppose.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 19:04, Reply)
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