My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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when I were aboot 14I was prolific in the art of hand to gland combat.
I lived about a mile or so from the nearest village and was wandering along a country lane (I have no idea why) spanking the monkey. Cue next door neighbour driving along this usually abandoned little road. I whipped me jumper down over my little fella, and carried on walking. Only they stopped to offer me a lift, as I was still 3/4 of a mile from home. Thankfully I managed to persuade them that I was enjoying the walk, even though it was slightly drizzling.
when I was about 12 I was a lot more innocent, and me mates dared me to tell this girl I got a "boner" every time I thought about her. Not having a clue what that meant, I did. She never spoke to me again. funny that!
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:50, Reply)
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