My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Sorry for third postI'm not sure this counts, but for kicks, here goes:
I was up in Boston for a few days and I was talking to a girl working at a record stand. The two of us had an interest in Japanese rock and the conversation got to Gackt, a mainstream artist and known for being odd. She knew her stuff so I asked if she could explain the story behind "Vanilla" (a really filthy song when you read the uncut and translated lyrics). She explained he's prone to sickness and sometimes gets himself in hospital. During a recording, he wasn't feeling well so they took him over and he spent the night. His guitarist, Masa, brought him a vanilla ice cream cone to cheer him up. Unfortunately, Gackt was asleep and Masa wasn't sure of what to do with the cone, so dispensed it, dessert first onto his crotch, and left. When he woke up the next morning, the ice cream had melted and Gackt was getting weird looks from the nurses the rest of the time, positive he had been up to something.
Naturally, Gackt took his revenge by writing "Vanilla" and the cherry on top was molesting Masa during the live performance. If you don't believe me, download it yourself.
Of course, I'm not entirely sure if the story's true, since it's the only version I've heard, but it gave me a laugh.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 23:00, Reply)
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