My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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The Wanking GameA friend of mine actually invented a sort of 'wanking game'. First he would be upstairs in his room whilst his mum was downstairs watching TV or whatever. With his hand in position he would cry 'MUM!' at the top of his voice and commence masturbation. His mum would then go upstairs to see what was wrong. The object of the game was to see if he could produce love fluid before his mother came upstrairs into his room, however when he tried this he was caught and had one hell of a time explaining this to her. Probably scarred her for life.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 1:08, Reply)
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