My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Kitchen beachin'My Dad had recently added a book called 'Life's a Beach' to our bookshelves. It was a firm favourite with little wanker me cos it had bikinis and tits all over it.
For some reason I decided to have a go in the kitchen one day while everyone else was in the house. Surprise surprise, my Mum walked in after a few minutes and I did the whole spasm, panic, act normal and pretend to be just reading the book all innocent act... I don't think I fooled her. Pretty sure I got my cock safely out of view before she actually got into the room though.
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AntonSporz, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 13:28,
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