More like thump thump thump thump thump thump thump bark bark bark
( , Sun 4 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)
( , Sun 4 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)
Drinking the glass of wine I poured last night and didn't drink while listening to the Lemonheads.
Everything's coming up slippery mick.
( , Sun 4 Feb 2018, 13:02, archived)
Everything's coming up slippery mick.
( , Sun 4 Feb 2018, 13:02, archived)
So was supposed to be going to a family party tonight
but the wifes not feeling up to it.
Are you going out tonight?
There's fuck all on telly.
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 18:51, archived)
but the wifes not feeling up to it.
Are you going out tonight?
There's fuck all on telly.
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 18:51, archived)
I'm trying to put the spawn to bed
while we're both hacking our lungs out, and the wife has fucked off for a pint.
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 20:09, archived)
while we're both hacking our lungs out, and the wife has fucked off for a pint.
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 20:09, archived)
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( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 14:15, archived)
Is this your way of letting us know that your cat's breath smells of cat food?
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 14:57, archived)
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 14:57, archived)
Yeh.
Got up at half ten, fed the cats, went to the post office and am now attacking brekkie. How you doin'?
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 10:46, archived)
Got up at half ten, fed the cats, went to the post office and am now attacking brekkie. How you doin'?
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 10:46, archived)
Slightly ropey
But black coffee, fruit juice and a steak sandwich sorted it. Just debating whether to watch scooby doo or do some actual housework
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 10:55, archived)
But black coffee, fruit juice and a steak sandwich sorted it. Just debating whether to watch scooby doo or do some actual housework
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 10:55, archived)
Watch Scooby Doo all morning.
Then you can say that you would have done the housework if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 11:04, archived)
Then you can say that you would have done the housework if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 11:04, archived)
I will watch aloha scooby doo
And put a wash on during the break.
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)
And put a wash on during the break.
( , Sat 3 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)
I'm still at work and have no evening plans so I guess it must be
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 19:01, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 19:01, archived)
Took the boy to youth club, dropped the twins at camp.
Grabbing a quick soup before heading out to pick up the boy.
Party hard!
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 19:38, archived)
Grabbing a quick soup before heading out to pick up the boy.
Party hard!
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 19:38, archived)
Think I must have unpooed, at some point.
How's that for sphincter control?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 21:24, archived)
How's that for sphincter control?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 21:24, archived)
Simon Robinson at number 18 has died.
Just seen them roll him in to a private ambulance.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 16:35, archived)
Just seen them roll him in to a private ambulance.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 16:35, archived)
Also. My last Job ticket of the day was to get a blackbird out of a chimney.
Little bugger was terrified.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 16:37, archived)
Little bugger was terrified.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 16:37, archived)
I'm proper fucked now , might be time to go home or get an ambulance
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 18:59, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 18:59, archived)
Alright, enough about that old shit
Want to talk about the weekend? I bet you fucking do, you shit box. What about next week? And the week after? Jesus, you make me fucking sick.
Still, nearly christmas. Might fist a cow.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)
Want to talk about the weekend? I bet you fucking do, you shit box. What about next week? And the week after? Jesus, you make me fucking sick.
Still, nearly christmas. Might fist a cow.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:32, archived)
It can be difficult with such a large erection to find somewhere to put it
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)
That's rough
We were all like that over christmas. So much food and drink around, and we wanted none of it. Get well soon, you fucking stupid fucking cunt.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:39, archived)
We were all like that over christmas. So much food and drink around, and we wanted none of it. Get well soon, you fucking stupid fucking cunt.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:39, archived)
cos it's got all cream and shit in it, innit
Where do you keep your cakes? In some stupid bent pantry like an idiot?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)
Where do you keep your cakes? In some stupid bent pantry like an idiot?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)
If you wanna be a HYMEN BREAKERRRR!
Do cows have hymens? Dunno.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:41, archived)
Do cows have hymens? Dunno.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:41, archived)
Cows probably do too, I guess
I have to admit, I'd not really given it much though before now
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:43, archived)
I have to admit, I'd not really given it much though before now
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:43, archived)
actually I have some great plans for next week, but I need to hold some stuff back for Monday's thread
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:43, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:43, archived)
good idea
you don't want to give everything away like some cheap skank
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:43, archived)
you don't want to give everything away like some cheap skank
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:43, archived)
although if no one asks about it then I'll have to start a thread pretending to be interested in what other people are doing just so I can talk about my own plans
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)
Do people really *do* that?
Man, is that ever self-centered. *cough*
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)
Man, is that ever self-centered. *cough*
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:48, archived)
I do the same when people at work ask me if I had a good weekend
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)
I always answer "yeah, pretty good, ta"
but there's a woman in our office who goes into explicit detail about every single event of her weekend. It's fucking painful. She doesn't converse with people; she waits for the other person to stop, so she can carry on talking.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:53, archived)
but there's a woman in our office who goes into explicit detail about every single event of her weekend. It's fucking painful. She doesn't converse with people; she waits for the other person to stop, so she can carry on talking.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:53, archived)
Funny story
At our christmas party one year, someone bought her a vibrator for her secret santa. She hit the fucking roof. She was demanding to know who bought it, was going to report them to the VP, everything. It was ugly. No idea if anyone ever fessed up. They certainly didn't at the christmas do.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)
At our christmas party one year, someone bought her a vibrator for her secret santa. She hit the fucking roof. She was demanding to know who bought it, was going to report them to the VP, everything. It was ugly. No idea if anyone ever fessed up. They certainly didn't at the christmas do.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)
Ha, nice
I saw a product in Pets At Home called 'bitch spray' that I thought would make a good secret santa gift. Then I remembered the vibrator incident, and decided against it.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)
I saw a product in Pets At Home called 'bitch spray' that I thought would make a good secret santa gift. Then I remembered the vibrator incident, and decided against it.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:03, archived)
Friend of mine got a can of lynx, baked beans, Stella, and a copy of Nuts, one year.
I don't think anyone was particularly upset.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:08, archived)
I don't think anyone was particularly upset.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:08, archived)
Not entirely sure.
This was back in school, and he was generally quite smelly (in winter, his parents would make up for the lack of sweat by drying his laundry by an open fire). I get the feeling that there just wasn't any in the family home, as he only took to spraying himself with airwick after we moaned at him to do something about his bo.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:40, archived)
This was back in school, and he was generally quite smelly (in winter, his parents would make up for the lack of sweat by drying his laundry by an open fire). I get the feeling that there just wasn't any in the family home, as he only took to spraying himself with airwick after we moaned at him to do something about his bo.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:40, archived)
My ex just got back from a week school trip, one lad had only one pair of socks and pants, all he owned , this is primary school, she tells me stuff and it makes me :(
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:48, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:48, archived)
A mate of mine is a site foreman and had to write up one guy for not coming in one day.
The bloke's excuse was that he'd washed his pair of trousers and it wasn't dry yet. He didn't have another pair.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:50, archived)
The bloke's excuse was that he'd washed his pair of trousers and it wasn't dry yet. He didn't have another pair.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:50, archived)
If he's working he can buy trousers, probably hung over more like
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:52, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:52, archived)
^
Different friend of mine never seemed to change out of his school uniform, I never twigged why until much later.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:09, archived)
Different friend of mine never seemed to change out of his school uniform, I never twigged why until much later.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:09, archived)
The school pays for many of the kids to go on the trips, and the teachers buy them stuff out of their own pocket, they went to Dorset, they'd never seen the sea or countryside some of them
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:20, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:20, archived)
Some of the kids my missus teaches have never been to the seaside
Imagine that
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:25, archived)
Imagine that
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:25, archived)
Is her name Lauren? The fat fucking bitch, she'll be sending herself flowers again soon , nobody believes you've got a fella on the oil rigs Lauren you fat bearded cunt
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:56, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 13:56, archived)
No, she's not called Lauren
but she does have a darling son and a useless husband.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:00, archived)
but she does have a darling son and a useless husband.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:00, archived)
Thing is, you can't just walk away, can you?
You have to be polite, it's just easier.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:01, archived)
You have to be polite, it's just easier.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:01, archived)
there was a brainwrong i knew who was bad for oversharing
especially really personal stuff that nobody wanted to hear. i used to sing the armor hot dog song at the top of my voice to shut her up.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:56, archived)
especially really personal stuff that nobody wanted to hear. i used to sing the armor hot dog song at the top of my voice to shut her up.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:56, archived)
There was one woman at my old place who I'd always catch singing advert jingles at the top of her voice.
Proper crazy.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
Proper crazy.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:10, archived)
OK, you've triggered me now.
My ex did this and it's the most fucking infuriating thing ever. She even made this little "hnnnnggggg" noise under her breath while you were speaking, warming up her next word for the split-second you stopped talking, and you could bet your life she wouldn't have listened to a single word you'd just said.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)
My ex did this and it's the most fucking infuriating thing ever. She even made this little "hnnnnggggg" noise under her breath while you were speaking, warming up her next word for the split-second you stopped talking, and you could bet your life she wouldn't have listened to a single word you'd just said.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:06, archived)
payday today
so i'm planning a nice dinner, a hot shower, plenty of gin and Demon Knight
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:46, archived)
so i'm planning a nice dinner, a hot shower, plenty of gin and Demon Knight
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 14:46, archived)
i know, i've seen it before
they really did lay it on thick with the sex jokes
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:03, archived)
they really did lay it on thick with the sex jokes
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:03, archived)
i was about to order it from amazon
but it's on horror channel tonight
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:17, archived)
but it's on horror channel tonight
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:17, archived)
I was going to ask if that was like Shovel Knight but with demons instead of shovels.
Fortunately, other members of the board weighed in with their film knowledge and stopped me looking like a pillock.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:17, archived)
Fortunately, other members of the board weighed in with their film knowledge and stopped me looking like a pillock.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:17, archived)
5/7
Weekend: Shop, shit, shag
Coming week: sell, sell, sell
Week after: ALL ABOUT THE VALENTINE'S DAY INNIT
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:35, archived)
Weekend: Shop, shit, shag
Coming week: sell, sell, sell
Week after: ALL ABOUT THE VALENTINE'S DAY INNIT
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 15:35, archived)
Nah. Mine's gonna be boring. Working tomorrow and Sunday
Mrs stuj is playing Total War Warhammer. She's upset cos she can't have a dragon for her elf queen to ride around on. Every so often she'll go "Look at the boobs on that one" I'm hoping she's talking about elves rather than dragons here.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)
Mrs stuj is playing Total War Warhammer. She's upset cos she can't have a dragon for her elf queen to ride around on. Every so often she'll go "Look at the boobs on that one" I'm hoping she's talking about elves rather than dragons here.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)
Wordsmith 6/7, u?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42906780
alt: ever fisted a cow?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 11:53, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42906780
alt: ever fisted a cow?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 11:53, archived)
Wow
I thought I was heading for a full house but got the last one wrong
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 12:04, archived)
I thought I was heading for a full house but got the last one wrong
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 12:04, archived)
The pregnancy one was a guess and so was the Swiss degree question.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 12:09, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 12:09, archived)
7/7, "Poet".
GET IN. First time I've aced one of these things for ages.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)
GET IN. First time I've aced one of these things for ages.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)
2/7
I clicked as quick as I could through them as I needed a piss
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)
I clicked as quick as I could through them as I needed a piss
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 12:13, archived)
If he's got an arm up a cow bum is it still a solo sex act?
Morning.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 7:32, archived)
Morning.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 7:32, archived)
maybe it was his right hand up the cow's bum
and he wanked with his left so that it felt like a different cow.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 7:35, archived)
and he wanked with his left so that it felt like a different cow.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 7:35, archived)
Happy birthday control, you're 2 now, get a job , lazy bloody toddlers
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 8:53, archived)
If his hand was up a taun taun's bum, it would be a Han Solo sex act
Haha because he's in some star wars but not all of them
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 8:06, archived)
Haha because he's in some star wars but not all of them
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 8:06, archived)
Only if he's making piston movements with his arm in the manner of a trombone solo.
Morning innit. Friday innit.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 8:11, archived)
Morning innit. Friday innit.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 8:11, archived)
Help, need building advice
Some prick neighbours are being prick neighbours with a builder we have hired. The builders this morning are about to lay concrete over some garage bases.
One of the prick neighbours has said that there should be an epoxy/resin placed on the bases before the concrete is poured. I've googled the shit out of it for the past 5 minutes and have no fucking idea. Is this a thing, is it worth it?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)
Some prick neighbours are being prick neighbours with a builder we have hired. The builders this morning are about to lay concrete over some garage bases.
One of the prick neighbours has said that there should be an epoxy/resin placed on the bases before the concrete is poured. I've googled the shit out of it for the past 5 minutes and have no fucking idea. Is this a thing, is it worth it?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)
Rubbish, you'd pour it on top of the concrete if you wanted a polished dust free floor, not under it, it would just seep into the ground
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:11, archived)
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:11, archived)
Right, I've worked out what the fuck they are on about, a Bonding Agent
Wouldn't this be in the fucking concrete they have ordered?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:15, archived)
Wouldn't this be in the fucking concrete they have ordered?
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:15, archived)
if they're pouring fresh concrete on top of old
then you need a kind of sealant/base layer to help it stick. But watered down PVA glue is good enough, you don't need resins.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)
then you need a kind of sealant/base layer to help it stick. But watered down PVA glue is good enough, you don't need resins.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)
My face doesn't give that away
Which is a shame as it is set to fuck you most days of the week
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:35, archived)
Which is a shame as it is set to fuck you most days of the week
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:35, archived)
He is the go to face fucker
The boy has a talent, let him shine.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:44, archived)
The boy has a talent, let him shine.
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:44, archived)
Ring their doorbell within earshot of a policeman
and ask "WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT USING CANNABIS RESIN WHEN POURING CONCRETE?"
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:49, archived)
and ask "WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT USING CANNABIS RESIN WHEN POURING CONCRETE?"
( , Fri 2 Feb 2018, 9:49, archived)
Alright, beeter dot come slash Lynx.
metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/pensioner-80-pushed-entire-arm-cows-rectum-masturbated-7276619/?ito=social
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:58, archived)
metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/pensioner-80-pushed-entire-arm-cows-rectum-masturbated-7276619/?ito=social
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:58, archived)
oh hey grrry
what kind of grammar is going on when someone says something like "went shopping for trousers, i tried on a pair but they didn't fit".. it wouldn't sound right to say "it didn't fit" even though "a pair" is clearly singular
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:59, archived)
what kind of grammar is going on when someone says something like "went shopping for trousers, i tried on a pair but they didn't fit".. it wouldn't sound right to say "it didn't fit" even though "a pair" is clearly singular
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:59, archived)
Why can't you just say they didn't fit, a pair of trousers has been around since they were 2 separate legs tied together
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)
He was probably just going too fast in a bath on wheels and couldn't stop in time.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:19, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:19, archived)
Healthy old pervert, you've got to give him that, 80 and wanking in fields
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:11, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:11, archived)
one arm up a cow and he can still crack one off, remarkable really
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:13, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:13, archived)
I hoped for proper boobs to fight back against this pc culture, I'm sure polish TV still has fit models in hotpants
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)
d-w24.ppstatic.pl/g2/da/92/8e/288647_1385216248_0099_p.jpeg
Music video
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:29, archived)
don't know his work, but I've seen his name about
died in a gulag
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:45, archived)
died in a gulag
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:45, archived)
I thought putting a bit of mdma in a joint would be ok, I forgot I haven't done it for years, now I feel all pilled up, twat
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:11, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:11, archived)
Yeah, and do you know what, Grrry? I'm comfortable with that.
Right now I'm just kicking back with a couple of beers and some good music, savouring the thought that that's it's nearly the weekend.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:55, archived)
Right now I'm just kicking back with a couple of beers and some good music, savouring the thought that that's it's nearly the weekend.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:55, archived)
smart
I'm just sitting here dripping mucous and letting the toddler drool dry off my shoulder. Being single has a certain appeal.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:56, archived)
I'm just sitting here dripping mucous and letting the toddler drool dry off my shoulder. Being single has a certain appeal.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 21:56, archived)
I'd say you're taking a Zen approach to the situation, which almost always works out for the best.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 22:03, archived)
Just like twohats knob, that thread was short and unsatisfying.
How is your afternoon?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:20, archived)
How is your afternoon?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:20, archived)
All cool, my mate Andy has a shit load of Mandy so I'm off too get some soon
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:29, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:29, archived)
It's going alreet, liek.
Just spent the best part of an hour on a teleconference with an accountant abroad who's been tearing his hair out for years at a client of ours. Said client is far too senile to have any idea how to run a company or keep any sort of records, so there's a hole in his company's accounts for the past four years the size of Kent.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:30, archived)
Just spent the best part of an hour on a teleconference with an accountant abroad who's been tearing his hair out for years at a client of ours. Said client is far too senile to have any idea how to run a company or keep any sort of records, so there's a hole in his company's accounts for the past four years the size of Kent.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:30, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)
don't let them grind you down
always follow the path of the blade
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 16:45, archived)
always follow the path of the blade
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 16:45, archived)
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 19:41, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 19:41, archived)
I'm sorry, but I don't see what any of this has to do with my knob?
Alright?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:19, archived)
Alright?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:19, archived)
Yeah , alright, I've supplied a link for people who don't know about ur nob
youtu.be/gipn-ukO3mw
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:28, archived)
youtu.be/gipn-ukO3mw
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:28, archived)
Excellent
Do you know, they lost some of the original recorded dialogue from that film, so if you have a new copy of it (on bluray, or whatever) every now and again, the kids voices sound weird. They tried re-recording the bits that were missing, and it sounds terrible.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:30, archived)
Do you know, they lost some of the original recorded dialogue from that film, so if you have a new copy of it (on bluray, or whatever) every now and again, the kids voices sound weird. They tried re-recording the bits that were missing, and it sounds terrible.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:30, archived)
I've only seen on TV about 10 years ago, I didn't much care for it as a kid, dunno why
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:35, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:35, archived)
your knob looks like it grew in a damp dark forest m8
a Slav would steal it for soup
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:35, archived)
a Slav would steal it for soup
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 14:35, archived)
has someone turned it a quarter turn to the right and tapped it 3 times?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:06, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:06, archived)
My new work trousers arrived.
They've got a little pocket for kneepads. I'm well chuffed.
Edit: in before blow job joke
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 10:59, archived)
They've got a little pocket for kneepads. I'm well chuffed.
Edit: in before blow job joke
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 10:59, archived)
Sounds like they'd be ideal for the roller disco.
And blow jobs, obvs.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)
And blow jobs, obvs.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)
I first read that as 'new york trousers'
and was about to ask what that meant
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:05, archived)
and was about to ask what that meant
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:05, archived)
Pretty sure My Hero was the best comedy series since Goodnight Sweetheart.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:02, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:02, archived)
Not arguing with you there,
and he didn't write any of the material for Father Ted.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:04, archived)
and he didn't write any of the material for Father Ted.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:04, archived)
haha, I've seen that
It was just as daft as I thought it'd be. Americans are funny, aren't they. They take things so seriously.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)
It was just as daft as I thought it'd be. Americans are funny, aren't they. They take things so seriously.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:06, archived)
That was half the fun of it was all the shouting and growling at eachother.
Steve also only seems to have that one outfit he's worn everyday since about 2002
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)
Steve also only seems to have that one outfit he's worn everyday since about 2002
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)
You're absolutely right
but then, I've been wearing the same outfit since the late 90's, so I'm not one to talk
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)
but then, I've been wearing the same outfit since the late 90's, so I'm not one to talk
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)
There is a chain of stores in South Wales called What!
Which is a stupid name for a store.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:05, archived)
Which is a stupid name for a store.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:05, archived)
There's a shop in Commercial Road called 'Smiggle'
and I hate it.
Smiggle. Smiggle. Smiggle.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)
and I hate it.
Smiggle. Smiggle. Smiggle.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:07, archived)
Is it because it rhymes with jiggle and reminds you how fat you are?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)
Is it because it rhymes with niggle and reminds you how racist you are?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:10, archived)
His favourite comedic actor is Rob Riggle
Because he is a racist. Probably.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)
Because he is a racist. Probably.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)
Is it because it rhymes with triggle and reminds you how trickle-down economics works?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:12, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:12, archived)
Smiggle is like crack for little girls.
For about a year, after which they see it for the tat it is.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)
For about a year, after which they see it for the tat it is.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:16, archived)
is it because it's a combination of 'smile' and 'giggle'?
because yes it fucking is. i saw it written on the wall there and suddenly hoped the whole city would be engulfed by the sea
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 12:08, archived)
because yes it fucking is. i saw it written on the wall there and suddenly hoped the whole city would be engulfed by the sea
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 12:08, archived)
There is a curry house in Limehouse called Chutney.
Chutney!!!
lol
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)
Chutney!!!
lol
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:08, archived)
Probably because it's the collective name for various sauces and pickles that originate from India,
and is therefore as good a name as any for an Indian restaurant.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:19, archived)
and is therefore as good a name as any for an Indian restaurant.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:19, archived)
Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:25, archived)
Remember back in 2000, when it was enough to just take something already established, and add '2000' to it, to make a new thing?
I want us to start doing that again
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)
I want us to start doing that again
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 11:42, archived)
I love the spanish version of that bit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gefpFlrkf20
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gefpFlrkf20
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)
False friend lols
"Tocaté" (Korean) = "OK, uh-huh"
"Tocaté (Spanish) = "Touch yourself"
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)
"Tocaté" (Korean) = "OK, uh-huh"
"Tocaté (Spanish) = "Touch yourself"
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 12:36, archived)
Also, Chris sent me a photo of the mock up of the bike that tank was for.
It's awful and I feel bad for helping him.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:22, archived)
It's awful and I feel bad for helping him.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:22, archived)
All the shit cafe racer bollocks done badly.
Single seat, shit clip ons but hasn't moved the foot pegs because you can't due to the gear lever and kick being one lever, over long exhaust. I'm surprised it doesn't have exhaust wrap.
imgur.com/nqzXy4a
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:32, archived)
Single seat, shit clip ons but hasn't moved the foot pegs because you can't due to the gear lever and kick being one lever, over long exhaust. I'm surprised it doesn't have exhaust wrap.
imgur.com/nqzXy4a
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:32, archived)
this is why I left thanet
EDIT: that's a special kind of special
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:33, archived)
EDIT: that's a special kind of special
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:33, archived)
I don't have any strong feelings about the bike,
but why are the colours so desaturated in that photo?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)
but why are the colours so desaturated in that photo?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)
OK, nobody reply to this thread because Grrrmachine said not to.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:10, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:10, archived)
maybe it's all an elaborate set up so that someone can say
"the early bird gets the worm" and you can all laugh cos people use worms as fishbait.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:27, archived)
"the early bird gets the worm" and you can all laugh cos people use worms as fishbait.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:27, archived)
Waiting list is 5 years, so I think they are trying to get the numbers in quickly, they are also dropping membership numbers
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:30, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 8:30, archived)
Get her one thing and say it's for both her birthday and Valentine's Day.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 9:02, archived)
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 9:02, archived)
I don't think I have ever bought her anything for valentine's day
I'm not 14, see?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 9:06, archived)
I'm not 14, see?
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 9:06, archived)
I knew a spanish wifebeater
he put the Ole into Domestic Violence
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)
he put the Ole into Domestic Violence
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)
Excellent
if you could sign *here*, and intial *here*, then everything will be nice and official.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 10:11, archived)
if you could sign *here*, and intial *here*, then everything will be nice and official.
( , Thu 1 Feb 2018, 10:11, archived)
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