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If you done a poo today, get your hand up!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 18:22, archived)
Alright, "Scatman Scoop".
I've just made a big batch of Boyce's chili con carne. That's lunch tomorrow sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 18:37, archived)
Does pissing water out of your arse count ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 18:47, archived)
Having a poo doesn't make room for a hand

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 19:37, archived)
I dun a poo lol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 19:54, archived)
you know what I want to say
so enjoy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 21:07, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 9:10, archived)
Morning bent, alright?
Might take the motorbike out for a spin
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 10:33, archived)
mafternoon

(97800, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 13:03, archived)
Is this place always so dead after midnight?
I find myself bored after enjoying a mild shoeing and you cunts are all asleep? What's the matter with you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 0:29, archived)
Seriously? Nobody?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 1:44, archived)
lol, blanked

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 7:16, archived)
i’d throw you a bone
but i’m in kyoto and i don’t speak japanese
(ozof, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 8:23, archived)

japanese cunt
(ozof, Sat 13 Apr 2019, 8:24, archived)

youtu.be/Xg8Q1Jik_ms
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 22:04, archived)
Not my kind of music

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 23:46, archived)
The sad part of that song is that it ends

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 8:29, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:12, archived)
7/7

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:26, archived)
you're always 7/7 to me, mate xx

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:26, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:29, archived)
bent

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:31, archived)
Friday arvo, partayyyyyy.
Still no gas until tomoz...might get a salad in for dinner or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 15:56, archived)
might go and see that Mid90s film

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 16:53, archived)
The which now?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 18:26, archived)
Mid90s skater prick

(97800, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 18:29, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 17:29, archived)
Yeh OK that thread was a bit shit.
Anybody got any nice WEEKEND PLANS?

They're forecasting a sudden and violent cold snap over here so my original plans to spend most of the weekend outside are looking kind of scuppered.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 13:52, archived)
You can still go out in the cold, just wear some more clothes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 13:58, archived)
Yeah but it's less fun sitting in the park when it's grey and cold liek.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:11, archived)
You're a fair weather park sitter and all the serious park sitters think you're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:18, archived)
Bob and Dianne mentioned this very fact at the last all you can eat wife-swapping meet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:20, archived)
Which brand of nipple balm did they recommend for soothing their chapped skin from all that off-season park-sitting?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:22, archived)
+h

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:24, archived)
Technically also true.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:25, archived)
No kids tonight so I will get drunk and get a curry , think they are turning up tomorrow tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:06, archived)
I have got kids tonight but will still get drunk and get a curry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:18, archived)
K calling social services

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:23, archived)
nark

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:29, archived)
I've got no kids
so I might get drunk on turps, round up some street children and turn them into a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:25, archived)
haircut and boozing it up

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:20, archived)
lol bald

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:20, archived)
I'm a high maintenance modern man, m8

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:22, archived)
three day weekend for me, no kid
shoe tonight probably, kip tomorrow.

Sunday I'm taking my wife out for a super fancy lunch in Oxfordshire courtesy of Raymond Blanc for an early birthday present, Monday is my second wedding anniversary, prolly shit on a dachshund
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:23, archived)
Noice, fill yer boots.
You'll like this: I was halfway through cooking dinner last night when my gas ran out, so I've got to get some more tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:34, archived)
that must have been depressing
what did you eat instead? Some raw pasta and cold beans?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:37, archived)
I was gutted m8, let me tell you.
I could have microwaved the little tuna pasties in the fridge and a tin of lentils that was knocking around in my cupboard, but I decided to sod it an ordered a pizza instead.

The result is that I ate the pasties and lentils for lunch today and am now farting like a maniac.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:45, archived)
Widdle and plops
plops and widdle
all on the floor
of my local Lidl
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:27, archived)
I pronounce it 'leedl'
because I'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:31, archived)
As the song goes,
Leedl, Leyedl, whatever the feck it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:46, archived)
I dunno what to do with this info

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:47, archived)
complain to manolith, that's what I did

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:50, archived)
he's just gazzed me to say you're a whining prick and he might ban you for wasting his time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:57, archived)
+whip out your helmit and have a quick fiddle

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:46, archived)
I do it in the chilled fridge, right in the middle

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:54, archived)
then spunk in the weird aisle, into a griddle

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 14:55, archived)
will have nothing to do until 12 CET after which it is WEEKEND's time
therefore:

morning b3tards and -ettes
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:12, archived)
y u gotta threadstomp man?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:33, archived)
i am immune to criticism

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:35, archived)
you're the Julian Assange of /talk for sure

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:41, archived)
Morning
12 hour shift today and another one tomorrow night. It's a pain in the arse, but I need the money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:45, archived)
lol paid for anal

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:46, archived)
Fuck, no
Not enough money in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:50, archived)
Also, clicking this

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:50, archived)
Free to the rest of 10cc

(97800, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:17, archived)
bit concerned that if you keep shrinking at this rate soon you will disappear altogether

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:25, archived)
Minimalism innit

(97800, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:39, archived)

Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.

Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:03, archived)
no real names mate, come on now

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:24, archived)
Sorry.
S**p F**rh*lm*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:25, archived)
CET?
Does Brexit mean nothing to you? We should be divesting ourselves of the shackles of the oppressive European mega state and ruling our own time once again.
I only work by GET! GLORIOUS EMPIRE TIME, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:52, archived)
she ought to step in to take charge of brexit
there's none of this fannying around with deals nonsense when you have a divine right to rule
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:29, archived)
You should totes change your handle to Windy Gammon.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:31, archived)
Saturday's for working
Sunday's for Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:56, archived)
Holy day of obligation, get ur palm fronds out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:04, archived)
I best wash mine first

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:20, archived)

get ur palm fronds out Batman


duh, I fucked this one up
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:20, archived)
This Sunday I'm gonna Jesus like it's 1999

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:24, archived)
you're weird, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:09, archived)
rather be weird than boring

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:31, archived)
I'm not sure the two are mutually exclusive

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:44, archived)
morning
I quite literally have a pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:21, archived)
shit it out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:29, archived)
Tears for Fearzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:45, archived)
Comic reliefzzzz

(97800, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 9:47, archived)
Florence + the machzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:07, archived)
Slipknot'szzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:11, archived)
Let's have some slap bass.
youtu.be/RZh-hfYIqI0
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:10, archived)
you're the one that needs a fucken slap m8

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:12, archived)
Can't click that at the mo but I'm hoping it's King & Lindup

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:12, archived)

b
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 10:21, archived)
morning
Been awake since 2:30 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 7:40, archived)
go to bed m8

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 7:48, archived)
I wish I could
at fackin' work ain't I
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:09, archived)
Get fucked you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:05, archived)
you said what we are all thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Fri 12 Apr 2019, 8:10, archived)
hi gang!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 17:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8216720
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 17:52, archived)
Are we a gang now?
*graffiti tags your car*
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 18:00, archived)
rude daubings

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 18:15, archived)
^the leader

(97800, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 18:20, archived)
THE PAEDA OF THE GANG!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 18:22, archived)
Hi al-Paeda!

(97800, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 18:52, archived)

^the leader of the spack^
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 12 Apr 2019, 0:07, archived)
alright burnt rizla

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 18:47, archived)
^logang

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 19:50, archived)
+'s rung
didn't leave a message
(97800, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 20:38, archived)
Can I subsitute baby spinach for spinach in a curry?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 22:36, archived)
Do you want paedo curry? Because that's how you get paedo curry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 23:28, archived)
curry

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 23:58, archived)
Hi friends
If you were a global dark monarchy ruling every aspect of world economy, would you prefer a cruise or a ski holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 13:20, archived)
Cruise
Skiing is for people who don't injure themselves as much as I do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 13:31, archived)
^^^
Nothing says twat like strapping planks to your feet and throwing yourself down a hill for fun
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 13:33, archived)
Poor old Schumacher, you heartless turd.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 14:09, archived)
not been skiing for years and years and cruises are for old people and gays
so the snow wins
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 13:35, archived)
oh wait
did you say every aspect of world economy?
not sure then
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 13:36, archived)
See, it's not as simple as it first appears.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 14:08, archived)
Dog's tits please

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 13:45, archived)
Shit on or not?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 14:08, archived)
Creosoted in reeking logs obv

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 14:33, archived)
Can I just stay at home and have a ski yoghurt?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 14:47, archived)
Sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 14:53, archived)
Amanda Holden's feet.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:09, archived)
Oh do be quiet

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:16, archived)
Is there a third option?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:20, archived)
massive drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:24, archived)
slideshow of celebrity feet round at dozer's gaff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:24, archived)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:33, archived)
A nice hard Brexit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:36, archived)
Strikey penis
i o
(97800, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 16:06, archived)
A Brexot?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 16:39, archived)
A noce hard Brexot.
Keyword: Crabtree
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 16:58, archived)
Skiing, if those were the only two choices.
Unless there's some sort of cruise that isn't ubiquitously associated with old gits.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:40, archived)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:45, archived)
Ehhh, I'll stick with the skiing.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 15:54, archived)
Tom "gay" cruise

(97800, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 16:11, archived)
Definitely sticking with the skiing.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 16:11, archived)
Booze cruise

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 16:41, archived)
That's more like it.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 16:54, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 5:57, archived)
morning
Court 2day, cannae sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 6:05, archived)
Did you get a copy of that lady's report in the end?
Good luck, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 6:12, archived)
I did, and it's heavily in my favour
However experience has taught me that this won't mean shit in court, dads get fucked over time and again.

Thanks though mate
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:12, archived)
Are you an MRA, yet?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:59, archived)
Alwez

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:25, archived)

You could try telling the judge you identify as a woman.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:47, archived)
Will do

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:20, archived)
do none of the judges look at the history of litigation and broken arrangements and numerous reports saying what a dick your ex is?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:53, archived)
yeah I don't think any judges are regulars on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:56, archived)
All that nude beatboxing would probably not count in his favour.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:59, archived)
I dunno, whatever floateth yr boat

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:01, archived)
perhaps it is naive of me to assume they might discuss the details in court rather than browse their internet history

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:13, archived)
typical naive leftie

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:17, archived)
Best wish's from beter slash twerk m8

(97800, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:38, archived)
Chz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:45, archived)
solidarity from the DOZ and the sadcore crew mate xx

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:41, archived)
Ta

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:45, archived)
I'll bang Double Negative on the stereo and send positive vibes yr way

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:59, archived)
Please die

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:26, archived)
Good luck mate

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:42, archived)
Much appreciated

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:45, archived)
full mod support, here
for whatever that's worth
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:09, archived)
Nice one m8-o

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:25, archived)
maybe you could edit the result in his favour?
or ban his ex or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:51, archived)
May good fortune smile upon you.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:44, archived)
It'll be a first

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 9:04, archived)
I always said you should've just cut your losses with this one and impregnated the current wife instead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:51, archived)
I'm thinking of you today mate

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:20, archived)
+ whilst touching myself

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:32, archived)
Yoe

(97800, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:38, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 7:41, archived)
I saw the crescent, you saw the hole of the morn.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:00, archived)
best Halloween ever?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:17, archived)
2003, London, dressed as Dracula.
Got a shedload (mods!) of compliments from random strangers in the street on my costume, and the party was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:41, archived)
yes. dracula. exciting.
did you vont to suck some blood(clat)?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:18, archived)
Hexit.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:45, archived)
we shall speak another time

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:21, archived)
Hiding my godson in the recycling bin
And getting him to jump out at people, scaring the shit out of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:48, archived)
I hope most passers-by did a scaredy-poo

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:20, archived)
who else is coming to the Farage Brexit Party launch tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 8:49, archived)
I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:20, archived)
he should be our next prime minister

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:33, archived)
windy pig, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:34, archived)
Yeto

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:19, archived)
Good evening.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:25, archived)
Yeah sweet, I did order a watch tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:52, archived)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 21:31, archived)
Oh yeah

(97800, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 21:33, archived)
Evening Bent
Just been to see Pet Semetary, extremely meh
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 22:10, archived)
the book was dog egg

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 22:27, archived)
What is it with all these crap modern Stephen King adaptations?
The 2017 remake of "It" was terrible as well.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 22:40, archived)
tee bee eff, it was better than the TV series

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 22:50, archived)
Haven't seen the TV series but it's entirely possible.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 22:56, archived)
tee bee eff, they're kind of limited by the quality of the source material

(97800, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 22:57, archived)
stephen king really is appallingly bad

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 22:59, archived)
I think probably most of the stuff I read as a teenager was terrible, back then I didn't know any better

(97800, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 23:14, archived)
I thought he was great when I was 13.
At 15, I knew it was doggerel.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 10:13, archived)
last one I remember reading was called 'desperation', the highlight was an over the hill author killing himself, lol

(97800, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 23:19, archived)
I have the double sided disc of the original
It's good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 0:31, archived)
Hallo Olaf slash Jacobite

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:20, archived)
no real names plz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:27, archived)
Yeh sorry we met once in Kingś Cross

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:30, archived)
'

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:33, archived)
is this the evening thread?

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:35, archived)
Nope, Wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:38, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:36, archived)
You look fine

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:38, archived)
Hands off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:45, archived)
Ooof.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:50, archived)
P+

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:12, archived)
Hi mate. How are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:45, archived)
Hi mate, I am Wednesday. Can´t say better.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:47, archived)
Well, could say better but won't

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:53, archived)
Alright Odin

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:56, archived)
Don't watch the game of rings soz

(97800, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 17:59, archived)
I'm with Stewart Lee re. Game of Thrones.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:02, archived)
Never saw that routine all the way through, does it turn out after 90 mins that he's a massive fanboy in an unexpected twist ending?

(97800, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:04, archived)
=formula

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:09, archived)
I'm not Olaf

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 18:46, archived)
Nope. Possibly yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:16, archived)
Toddler in the quarry pond.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 19:27, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 12:57, archived)
Bendo

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 12:58, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 13:04, archived)
a picture of a black hole has finally been taken
fake or news?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:58, archived)
scheissen-ploppen

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 13:40, archived)
Ja, unt uriennien

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 13:56, archived)

Alright.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:00, archived)

alright
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:12, archived)
Guyrim.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:36, archived)
I am, IRL, playing Skyrim at the moment.
lol guyrim.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 14:44, archived)

Ikr? Lol.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 15:52, archived)
What time does evening start?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 16:18, archived)
5pm

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 16:30, archived)
Thought so

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 16:32, archived)
when the evening thread is started DURR

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 16:44, archived)
new thread time

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:10, archived)
aw but I only just replied to the previous one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:19, archived)
but now you're at the top of this one, so you get a special sticker

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:21, archived)
stick it up your arse

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:33, archived)
I must say, fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:30, archived)
yes you absolutely must

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:31, archived)
Tangle

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:32, archived)
Here, have a dollar
In fact, no brotherman here, have two
Two dollars means a snack for me
But it means a big deal to you
Be strong, serve God only
Know that if you do, beautiful heaven awaits
That's the poem I wrote for the first time
I saw a man with no clothes, no money, no plate
Mr. Windal, that's his name
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:36, archived)
What is shaking

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:38, archived)
there's nothing shaking but the leaves on the trees

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:46, archived)
^saw a man with no clothes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:43, archived)
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:45, archived)
Do you like gladiator movies?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:46, archived)
saw a video of a guy repainting a royal enfield tank, thought of you
as in " Windy Pig is such a prick"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:32, archived)
I really am.
The exhaust on my new bike fell off look

streamable.com/mio7w
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:32, archived)
that's you trying to lose your virginity

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:36, archived)
Just found out I've got a three-day week in a fortnight's time and then I'm off on holz.
GET IN.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:31, archived)
Jesus, your life that empty that you've got nothing to look forward to for nearly the next 3 weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:33, archived)
what a wanker eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:35, archived)
Complete and total

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:38, archived)
You two are well jel and you can't hack it.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:47, archived)
my hol starts on the 19th
a day and a half of driving the Jaaaaag across Yeroop.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:35, archived)
shitcock-a-lula she's my baby
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:36, archived)
show me your gunt, plz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:52, archived)
you want the gunt, you pay up front

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:55, archived)
Can confirm this is how it works

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 12:43, archived)
bumhooooooooooooooooooooles

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:55, archived)
+, bumholes, der-ner ner-ner ner-ner

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:56, archived)
I got lots of new thread
Black AND white
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 12:44, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 7:46, archived)
morning Grrr, sleep well?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 7:46, archived)
no, my kid pissed the bed again, fuck's wrong with that child?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 7:47, archived)
oh well, the joys of parenthood eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 7:47, archived)
fuck off back to mumsnet you tedious bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 7:47, archived)
You can get a sensor pad to put under the mattress
It sets off an alarm as soon as the kid starts pissing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:23, archived)
A really loud one that
plays disjointed fairground music at varying volumes in a minor key, and projects horrific images like blown apart faces and maggots eating a live bird onto the bedroom ceiling in glorious technicolor.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:46, archived)
Dragon's Den awaits you

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:52, archived)

They might go for it, they look like they might hate children. Except Deborah Meaden who looks like she eats them.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:06, archived)
I can't really see the point of that,
other than to ensure you don't end up sleeping in your own puddle.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:11, archived)
My mate got one for her daughter
After 2 weeks, the bedwetting stopped. The doctor says it's a conditioned response to the alarm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:24, archived)
Fair enough.
We got the boy a discrete alarm watch to wake him up a bit early, as he'd always wet the bed just before he was due to get up. Seems to have grown out of it in the last year or so. Won't be without a watch, though, so he'll probably turn out like mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:42, archived)
RIP your son's finger

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:49, archived)
Mine were taking it in turns to wake us up at 2 hourly intervals.
Thank God for energy drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:27, archived)
mine manages that all by herself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:33, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:28, archived)
WELL IT WUZ FOOKIN ONE O YAZ
DIS GUS TAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:31, archived)
Hey doc, Grrry's talking to himself again.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:00, archived)
it's the only way I can get a decent convo

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:22, archived)
hiyas

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:11, archived)
ben
t
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:22, archived)
Morning Grry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:21, archived)
alright Smashers

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:22, archived)
Hello G

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:22, archived)
I dunno what you heard about me

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:23, archived)
P.i.m.p

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:25, archived)
that you're a muthafuckin' bell E.N.D

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:29, archived)
It's such a morningy morning, I'm replying twice.
I've come into the office for the first time this week and have already been given a chocolate muffin *and* a macaroon. Might have to make a habit of this.

Slightly disheartened to see that Spoons have gone Full Gammon with their BREXIT WILL SAVE BRITTUN FROM SINGLE PARENT MUSLIM IMMIGRUNTS beer mats.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:23, archived)
Brexit beer mats. What a world.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:25, archived)
hullo wind-o

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:29, archived)
Hullo.
I'm in a wonderful mood
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:12, archived)
glad to hear it pal
I'm fackin shitting myself about court 2moz
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 10:09, archived)
Yeah, sounds a bit rough.
Thoughts and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 10:11, archived)
ta love

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 10:30, archived)
I dunno about you
but when I go to the pub, the last thing I want is the sodding establishment itself lecturing me about politics.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:32, archived)
I thought that was the whole point of pubs

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:34, archived)
If you choose to buttonhole the barman with your pissed-up ravings, that's fair enough.
It would just be nice to have a quiet pint without being fed a bunch of bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:39, archived)
Is gammon racist?
It feels a bit racist.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:48, archived)
Only in practical statistical terms,
in that most people who spew out gammon ideas tend to be what Laurie Penny referred to in the New Statesman as "angry-looking, whey-faced blokes in suits".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:50, archived)

The first known usage of the term 'gammon' to describe the complexion of men of an overly-jingoistic fashion dates from as far back as 1838 in a description of Mr Gregsbury, a Member of Parliament, in Charles Dickens' novel, Nicholas Nickleby.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:59, archived)
I bet he'd have voted Leave.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:03, archived)

I'm not overly bothered by people using other people's skin tone as part of a slur. It would be interesting to see what would happen if right leaning publications started calling angry old black people something like 'coalies'. I don't think it would be tolerated in the same way.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:04, archived)
I don't think 'gammon' is directed at their natural complexion, though.
I think it's more a reference to the way they turn pink with jingoistic indignation and froth at the mouth as they try to hide their raging erection from thinking about the days of the Raj and the Corn Laws.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:16, archived)
^ nail on head

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:21, archived)

If it's only being directed in a derogatory way at one racial group and refers to their skin tone, I'd say it's a racist term. Not that I'm massively bothered by name calling, I just hate double standards. And I'm angry cause I'm not allowed to say 'darkies' any more.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:33, archived)
Mah freeze peach!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:43, archived)
you have misunderstood how racism works, that's all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:21, archived)

Using a dismissive derogatory slur to refer to a race based on their skin tone?

Racism doesn't completely cover it, but it's the closest term to describe it isn't it?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 13:18, archived)
No. All white people have g word privileges.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:15, archived)

word unit
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:32, archived)

Gammon is OUR word! You can't use it!
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:35, archived)
Bar staff are well versed in politics.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:12, archived)
good morning grrry

good morning EV-eryone
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:30, archived)
^living up to his tesco value Gary Oldman reputation

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:34, archived)

r Oldman
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 8:35, archived)
Bonjour tout le monde.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:21, archived)
Happy Siblings Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:35, archived)
I don't think my siblings have ever been happy
at least, not since I was born!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:50, archived)
morning gang!
hump day yeah, lets get out there and hump
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:40, archived)
I need to wash it first

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:42, archived)
get yer camels out for the lads

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 9:51, archived)
Someone beat me to it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 10:05, archived)
yes yes hello

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2019, 11:19, archived)
pie thread

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 16:01, archived)
Sympathy repie

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 17:35, archived)
cheers m8, knew I cud rely on u xx

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 9 Apr 2019, 17:45, archived)

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