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morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 18 Apr 2019, 7:40, archived)
ooh, this old laptop is still logged in as me
damn, i missed my 15th cakeday :(
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 22:51, archived)
Christ, it's mine in 3 1/2 months.
Hello mnsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 23:22, archived)
alright
aaaaardvark
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Apr 2019, 1:18, archived)
'Wow what a bunch of shit' thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 16:51, archived)
shit off shitter

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 16:53, archived)
Brand New Heavies'zzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 16:56, archived)
The Beach Boys'zzzzzz

(97800, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 18:51, archived)
You and I seem to have different recollections of the Blockbuster Video slogan.
I am fukken knackered, and probably going down with something. Roll on the Easter weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 16:58, archived)
That's usually the way for me too - Christmas break? Guaranteed heavy cold that clears up just in time for the return to work...

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 17:06, archived)
Yep, I'm convinced it's the body finally allowing itself to relax and lowering its adrenaline levels
which were precisely the things that had been keeping you healthy for the past month.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 17:10, archived)
Ritz or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 19:02, archived)

R T
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 19:06, archived)
I know this was implied but I wanted to do it anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 19:07, archived)
¯\(º_o)/¯

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 17:38, archived)

Wow what a I've got a luvverly
(97800, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 17:42, archived)
mid-morning 'alright' thread

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:46, archived)
mid-morning ‘Cheers’ reply.
Alright bendy
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:59, archived)
cheers, Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:25, archived)
bent

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:01, archived)
broadsword

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:26, archived)
Mid-to-late-morning reply.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:03, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:26, archived)
Don't you make karate noises at me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 13:15, archived)
late morning 'eat shit' reply

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:19, archived)
next level ill shit yo

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:26, archived)
shit is good yo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Yq2PP4r70
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:36, archived)
found the perfect snapback
m.bonanzamarket.co.uk/listings/SWAG-custom-3d-black-mirrored-acrylic-snapback-cap-hat/596726439
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:38, archived)
They've spelled wank wrong

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:06, archived)
ps I have that Ils track on 12, as well as Music.
the best version of Music is the Evil Nine remix.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 11:59, archived)
That's not bad at all.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:13, archived)
it was a big breakbeat record BITD
have a listen to the Tectonics mix by Adam Freeland for more of that kind of sound.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:29, archived)
OK, but I'm letting YouTube's auto-playlist take me where it wants to from that starting-point first.
Current track: Break the Silence, by Lucky 7.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:34, archived)
don't know that one
breakbeat had a quick and messy death in the mid 2000s.
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:39, archived)
We're onto the Prodigy now, with Invaders Must Die.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:40, archived)
they have been shit for a very long time

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:43, archived)
Not going to argue with you there.
They were good, once.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:45, archived)
oh yeah the best Freeland mix is prolly On Tour.

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:48, archived)
Fumming babe

(97800, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:01, archived)
u ok hun

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:13, archived)
Cant talk about it on hear xoxox

(97800, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:24, archived)
that poor pig :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:22, archived)

F B
(97800, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:25, archived)
alright david cameron

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 12:31, archived)
After lunch reply

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:07, archived)
alright GCOOB
is Damon Albarn really as much of a smug cunt as he appears to be?
(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:30, archived)
taking the kids to southport
arcades ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 14:08, archived)

kids Hobbits
southport Isengard
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 15:23, archived)
MORNING.
Now with added capitals, because yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 7:49, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 7:57, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:00, archived)

morning
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:21, archived)
What is this, a morning for ants?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:25, archived)
Ronnie Barker goes into a chemical shop and asks for Antimony

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:58, archived)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:11, archived)
AND A VERY GOOD MORNING TO *YOU* SIR

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:23, archived)
Woah, I feel like yer man sitting in front of the speaker with his hair all flying all over the place now.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:26, archived)
Peter Murphy?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:27, archived)

Only if he's the guy in this photo, and I don't think he is.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:30, archived)
ur rong m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:33, archived)
In that case, I have learned something today.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:42, archived)
he isn't
he's the guy in this similar photo
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:45, archived)
RIP robert cop

(97800, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:06, archived)
bye bye kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:56, archived)
hello lamppost

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:07, archived)
Willie Nelson goes outside, finally

(97800, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:10, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:03, archived)
woah 3D effect

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:09, archived)
Has anyone had a poop yet?
Pooping is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:41, archived)
I'm typing this on the shitter.
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:44, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:45, archived)
That's a terrible thing to call popular comedy website b3ta.com.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:58, archived)
not yet, will keep you posted

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:50, archived)
just did a lovely big poo

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 9:50, archived)
The frequency and toxicity of my guffs both tell me I'll be crapping within the hour

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:00, archived)
I've got mine pencilled in for 11.15

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:11, archived)
^ constipated mathematician

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:35, archived)
first thing, regular as clockwork
'cept mine didn't have a p on the end of the word
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:08, archived)
but I did do a pee a the end of it!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:08, archived)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:10, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:08, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 10:40, archived)
Haven't seen frogbeat around for quite some time, I liked his stuff before the fucklift rubbish, what's his new account name?

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 21:55, archived)
died

(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 22:01, archived)
One down , however many to go

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 22:08, archived)
There were also 95,930 users who didn't post much...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 22:25, archived)
2

(97800, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 23:37, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 23:59, archived)
I asked about him on /board a while back
I seem to remember there was a comment made back when he first disappeared, something about how he wouldn't be around for a while, I think there was even some mention of people being 'disappointed' with him. Personally I found the whole fucklift thing way too manic for comfort. I didn't think he was funny - he just seemed ill to me. A few weeks ago I was wondering what happened to him, asked on /board, and didn't get any information.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 3:05, archived)
there was some talk of him going missing in real life, or something.
He certainly always came across as if he was permanently off his face on cheap coke, and/or suffering with mental health issues. Either way, for all that I couldn't be bothered with him on here, I hope he's in a better headspace now.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 17 Apr 2019, 7:48, archived)
ok ta

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Apr 2019, 20:46, archived)
Frogbeat?
Word is on the street that the fire in his heart is out.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 7:47, archived)
fucking lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Apr 2019, 8:23, archived)
Waterloo bridge has been shut in London for 2 days due to climate change protests and ( utter bullshit with all this crap, the super sewer is going under) why don't the plod just Nick them ffs
I did find this twèt

"209 reported arrests are the latest figures coming in, and all in protest of what the planet is doing, like humans have any actual effect on how this planet behaves. Biggest worldwide scam EVER. We do have power/fuel issues that need sorting out though
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 20:23, archived)
Tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 20:25, archived)

bridge has been shut in London for 2 days due to climate change protests and ( utter bullshit with all this crap, the super sewer is going under) why don't the plod just Nick them ffs
I did find this twèt

"209 reported arrests are the latest figures coming in, and all in protest of what the planet is doing, like humans have any actual effect on how this planet behaves. Biggest worldwide scam EVER. We do have power/fuel issues that need sorting out though i was defeated, you won the war


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 21:06, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 21:54, archived)
spellcasting S*H*I*T*C*O*C*K*S
Ey yo what up?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:21, archived)
What does that spell do?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:36, archived)
shit appears on your cock, duh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:42, archived)
I don't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:24, archived)
Why would I need a spell for that when I can just bum your dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 19:38, archived)

As usual, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 19:42, archived)
Careful Team

(97800, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:38, archived)
warning team, nothing here is stable - proceed with care but don't delay

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:41, archived)
alright stiltsy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:43, archived)
hi hello

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:44, archived)
hi hun hru? xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:51, archived)
hello tuib i am fine how are you i hope you are well and living your best life

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:00, archived)
I hurt my finger but apart from that my life is the best

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 16:11, archived)
lol
b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:55, archived)
I'm the loseriest loser in the land.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:01, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:03, archived)
yesssss i'm in the top ten, only taken 16 years to achieve my goal

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:03, archived)
very intensive training regimen

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:31, archived)
gonna need to up our game if we ever want to make it to 9000000
bots could help
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:09, archived)
whats up doc, I've got sciatica, can you prescribe me some hardcore painkillers pls? The one's I've got don't do shit.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:12, archived)
just buy some CBD oil, all my patients are doing that now cos they say my tablets are rubbish :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:24, archived)
Bring back sugar pills!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 16:02, archived)
strikey-g puffs

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:33, archived)
the new b3ta cereal

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:33, archived)
Fancy seeing you here.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:16, archived)
no homo

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:30, archived)
I'm ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Apr 2019, 15:16, archived)
just got all the easter eggs
and the first cunt of a blinds store i went to quoted me £321 for four blinds. next one said £140. robbing cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 17:46, archived)
I got some blinds but they kept bumping into the furniture
So I got some deafs instead
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 17:59, archived)
Indeed
You might even say they...robbed you blind!

*canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:00, archived)
they tried

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:10, archived)
They certainly saw you coming... Or not!!!11

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:04, archived)
Keep going, the third shop will give you £41 to take the blinds away

(97800, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:05, archived)
that would be nice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:10, archived)
Sounds like the free market is working as intended.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:21, archived)
you got ALL the eggs?
greedy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 18:32, archived)
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 19:01, archived)
Eggy cup ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 19:02, archived)
the eggiest

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 19:17, archived)
i think i've been poisoned by my constituents!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 20:20, archived)
That's commuting sorted

(97800, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 19:15, archived)
Well now I'm in love

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 21:19, archived)
Well,
The destruction of the welfare state and all the stress in the world economy has been carefully orchestrated by the shadow cabal to lower life expectancy to help take the pressure of pension funds that are currently under serious long term threat so that top CEOs and world leaders will still be as well off as they always have been.

And the Notre dame fire is another element of this, creating upset and severing peoples links to the past
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:23, archived)
¯\(º_o)/¯

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:25, archived)
Exactly.
Wake up sheeple
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:26, archived)
Anyone else think it's odd that you don't see many wank-scenes in books?
Loads of sex but rarely any wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:27, archived)
You're not reading the right books m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:28, archived)
I mainly listen to audio books on my commute. Too busy saving lives and changing nappies the rest of the time.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:36, archived)
You're on to something

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:28, archived)
Thinking I should write a book. Could be the next Fifty Shades
I could do for wanking what Chuck Tingle did for gay dinosaur erotic fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:32, archived)
I know that name.
Which bookshelf would be complete without its copy of "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 13:06, archived)
Judging by some of his more recent titles I feel he may have lost his way:

Not Pounded At The Last Second Because Consent Can Be Given And Revoked At Any Moment And This Is A Wonderful Thing That’s Important To Understand

Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay

Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay" And That's Okay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 13:34, archived)
Read "Portnoy's Complaint"; that should see you right.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:30, archived)
TBH I don't do a lot of reading these days, is there a film version of it?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:33, archived)

Yes. No idea whether the film's any good, although I wouldn't be surprised if there were less wanking than in the book.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:39, archived)
yeti could wank on webcam for you if that would help?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:43, archived)
Unlike Portnoy,
I've never had any complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:53, archived)
alright mush
Fuck me Le Manoir was amazing. The whole day cost me £700 though
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:28, archived)
That does sound a bit pricey. But I bet it was pretty Billy whizz

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:28, archived)
I'm unlikely to have a better meal in my life, I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:32, archived)
Can get a bacon king meal for a fiver from BK
bet yours didn't come with nuggets
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:42, archived)
My local wimpy is on just eat, don't even have to leave the house to get my fix now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 13:11, archived)
you can have a bender any time you fancy one!

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:08, archived)
Are the shadow cabal the official opposition to the actual cabal?
Like how it is with the shadow cabinet and the real cabinet?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:29, archived)
The cabal wars are secretive but destructive.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:31, archived)
This didn't answer my question.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:34, archived)
The answers you seek will only lead to more questions.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:45, archived)
I'm starting to wonder if whoever said "ignorance is bliss"
was talking to you beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:49, archived)

was talking to you beforehand signed up to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 14:14, archived)
muff

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:32, archived)
Has everyone on here been snorting lines of powder paint instead of having lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:33, archived)
I know I have

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:35, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:40, archived)
bang on the powder blue bruv

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:56, archived)
And worming tablets

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 13:35, archived)
Well at least your nose won't get worms.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 13:57, archived)
I blame the pigeons

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 13:34, archived)
I read that as a reply to gari's commando status

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 13:43, archived)
it works for both

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 17:48, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:31, archived)
What, another one?!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:35, archived)
one just wasn't enough

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:41, archived)
Gud moaning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:46, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:47, archived)
horbs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:53, archived)
dollar dollar bill

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:47, archived)
yo ho

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:58, archived)
rrible

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 10:58, archived)
bro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:47, archived)
Ger , excited for tomorrow night ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:01, archived)
shitting it tbh
But I was at the new stadium for the Palace game. I met Darren Anderton. Ledley King gave me a slap on the shoulder and an "alright". Gary Mabbutt was around too. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:47, archived)
It does look impressive

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:00, archived)
It's always morning somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:02, archived)
so they say

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:48, archived)
fuck a horse

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:06, archived)
He's not Catherine the great, you know
He's not even Catherine the not bad in the right light
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:08, archived)
He's Mr Horrible, not Mr Hands.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:21, archived)
up yours, dickface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:48, archived)
Fuck a cock-horse to Banbury Cross

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 12:24, archived)
horbs

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:23, archived)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 11:48, archived)
Morning
I'm back and I brought enough cake for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 6:20, archived)
The cake is a lie.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 6:49, archived)

youtu.be/brq5M4qja08
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:37, archived)
Nyommy cayke for internet wheezers?
Cor!
(97800, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 7:23, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:26, archived)
Alright will "fire and forget" enium

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:27, archived)
I wouldn't mention fire too much where you are

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:33, archived)
Ha! Yeah, fucking hell.
The news had broken out for all of about twenty minutes before cretins on Twitter started blaming it on 'immigrunts'.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:36, archived)
to be fair it did stand for over 800 years before Schengen came along and ruined everything
#frexit
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:39, archived)
Pffff
Last night's Facebook memes were mostly of a dragon from GoT swooping down and belching flames over some building juxtaposed with Notre Dame on fire, and the caption "Coincidence????"
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:40, archived)
dragons should just fuck off back to Honahlee

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:43, archived)
you can shove your fucking cake up your arse

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 8:36, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:13, archived)
Yup.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:27, archived)
alright bd
/talks gone all old skool, glued eel will be along in a min
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:34, archived)
Followed by Ding and baldmonkey and Mykeyboy, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:43, archived)
I liked it when baldmonkey spelled his name in washing machine parts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:51, archived)
his wife wasn't too happy about it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 15:40, archived)
ooh
www.flickr.com/photos/8280765@N07/sets/72157600221370896/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 15:44, archived)
hahahaha fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 15:52, archived)
ah no one really did mental breakdowns as well as b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 16:00, archived)
*froths*

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 16:33, archived)

h
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:10, archived)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:19, archived)
Ooh, you cheeky thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:41, archived)
I think he might've gone again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 15:03, archived)
What a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 16:08, archived)
OMG like whatevaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:38, archived)
fuckin yes man

(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:40, archived)
Yeah, not bad

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:47, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:49, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:49, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:52, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:55, archived)
alright bryan

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 15:02, archived)
bottom get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 18:19, archived)
fuck you dollars

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 20:48, archived)
Rebrand the Euro as many times as you want, we're still not going for it

(97800, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 23:33, archived)
Right, that's enough of that.
The fairground's come to town over here. Funfairs y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 12:45, archived)
<hate speech>Thieving fucking gyppos</hate speech>

(97800, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 12:47, archived)
Go and froth at the mouth somewhere else, Nick Griffin.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 12:49, archived)
Theres a reasonable size one at Hampton Court this weekend
y but not as y as when i was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 12:50, archived)
Oktoberfest is arguably a funfair for adults.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 12:54, archived)
It will be a very short argument, because it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:20, archived)
But they have fairground stalls and things,
and when you're all standing on the table singing your heads off, the table shakes and it feels a bit like a fairground ride.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:38, archived)
...but it's not. And that's the end of the argument.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 15:35, archived)
Fuck no

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:02, archived)
^ puts the 'unfair' in 'funfair'.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:05, archived)
Love em

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:07, archived)
Let's get candyfloss and go on the ghost train.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:11, archived)
I think they should be measured for quantifiable fun
and brought to the attention of the Advertising Standards Authority if they don't meet a minimum fun requirement, as well as being forced to advertise only as "fairs" and not "funfairs".
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:13, archived)
Ha.
It would prevent a rerun of this nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:16, archived)

thumbs.gfycat.com/DimpledRemarkableBlackbear-size_restricted.gif
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:15, archived)
Sexiest teeth on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:17, archived)
Y
Love them. Rollercoasters, candyfloss, stalls where you can win cheap tat and constant music and flashy lights.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 13:30, archived)
The other day
I saw a photo of one of those basketball stands with the moving hoop, taken from the side, and the hoop had very clearly been narrowed into an oval.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:08, archived)
Everyone knows they're a massive con

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 14:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 7:40, archived)
Morning.
Nippy out.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 8:45, archived)
it'll soon be booby tuesday before we know it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 8:51, archived)
Page 7: a booby. Page 31: a pair of great tits.
That's birdwatching sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 8:55, archived)
baldyeti seen a bird

(97800, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 10:23, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 8:51, archived)
Hi ho

(97800, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 9:08, archived)
alright

(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 9:08, archived)
alright Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 9:31, archived)
b&

(97800, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 9:38, archived)
morning bent

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 9:10, archived)
'ning.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 9:11, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 10:51, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 11:36, archived)
Oh I don't like change, waaah

(97800, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 23:55, archived)
New daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 0:05, archived)
#chat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 2:57, archived)
You're the opposite of a homeless person.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 15 Apr 2019, 8:21, archived)
it took me two looks to realise that you weren't 2can, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2019, 8:52, archived)
Shitting hell that was a nice luncheon
Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 18:07, archived)
Hi Queefy
What did you fooooood?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 18:45, archived)

imgur.com/a/Dz7Ciat

imgur.com/a/9QVq6U4
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 19:14, archived)
Many course
So foood
(97800, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 19:34, archived)
I have never been so extravagant in my life
Nor am I likely to again
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 19:42, archived)
What's the occasion?

(97800, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 20:45, archived)
Wife's birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 20:57, archived)
Cyprès de Climens, Rodders.
That all looks very reem. I tried out your chili con carne at lunchtime and it was a nice balance of heat and flavour. Might double the quantities of chili next time to get something truly butt-kicking.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 19:54, archived)
Noiss

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 20:43, archived)
Wheezy like Sunday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 6:49, archived)
I can't wait to get home
Bored and shattered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 7:17, archived)
When's...ahem...knocking-off time?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 7:24, archived)
10
Hopefully, I can get out just before and catch the early bus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 7:48, archived)
Should be home about 11.30
Then it's sleepytiem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 10:37, archived)
Bit hungover.
Gonna do some weed and go the pub I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 14:48, archived)
Sounds like a plan.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 15:47, archived)
For the record collectors , fashion watch but it looks pretty cool, especially the rotating center
www.fossil.com/us/en/products/limited-edition-fossil-x-crosley-three-hand-black-leather-watch-sku-le1060p.html
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 14:54, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 18:08, archived)
Shazam is fucking garbage
Worst film I've seen this year, even Lords of Chaos was better
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 16:18, archived)
Thanks
I was thinking of watching it, but you've confirmed my suspicions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 17:12, archived)
There's so many reviews saying its good, that DC have finally got it, etc.
But it falls into the same pits as all the others, just really generic, none of the jokes land, and it feels like a rejected episode of Power Rangers
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 18:30, archived)
Well that's killed it stone dead for me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 18:36, archived)
The premise sounds bloody stupid, so I'm reassured to know it's as bad as it sounds.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 18:00, archived)
To nerd out a bit the original character predates Superman
So the idea kind of works if you think about it as a 1940s Saturday morning cartoon thing, but when you shove that into a modern setting and try to make it serious, nope, doesn't work. If you've seen the trailer you've seen all the good bits, take what you want from that
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 18:35, archived)
The concept has promise
But it seems the execution is lacking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Apr 2019, 18:40, archived)

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