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» Winning
2 free tickets on the Aquazoom Ride
Yonks ago when I was a child, I entered a local Newspaper competition to win a free go on our local Swimming Pool water chute ride, called 'Aquazoom' of which there was two chutes, Vortex and Sidewinder. Sidewinder was always the scariest from memory, not due to the drop at the end of the ride but due to the rumours of Razer Blades being placed in the ride to cut kids up (never been proven).
So I entered the competition, can't remember what I had to do but it must of been easy as I won 2 tickets, which was actually two pieces of blue rubber that I had to show before entering the ride. I remember being told that that due to the rubber being the wrong colour they wasn't valid, so I walked off with the hump.
The Pool is now a block of flats. Only thing I've won in recent years is 3 points and £60 lighter thanks to speeding.
(Sun 1st May 2011, 21:29, More)
2 free tickets on the Aquazoom Ride
Yonks ago when I was a child, I entered a local Newspaper competition to win a free go on our local Swimming Pool water chute ride, called 'Aquazoom' of which there was two chutes, Vortex and Sidewinder. Sidewinder was always the scariest from memory, not due to the drop at the end of the ride but due to the rumours of Razer Blades being placed in the ride to cut kids up (never been proven).
So I entered the competition, can't remember what I had to do but it must of been easy as I won 2 tickets, which was actually two pieces of blue rubber that I had to show before entering the ride. I remember being told that that due to the rubber being the wrong colour they wasn't valid, so I walked off with the hump.
The Pool is now a block of flats. Only thing I've won in recent years is 3 points and £60 lighter thanks to speeding.
(Sun 1st May 2011, 21:29, More)
» Irrational Hatred
Someone is always worse/better off than you
What I mean:
'I've got Flu, been pretty bad'
Other Person: 'Ooh that's nothing, I've got Terminal Cancer and going to die tomorrow'
It doesn't matter what illness/or anything else that's happening, they've either got it so much worse or so much better than you, and take great delight in going on about themselves for the next few hours. Had to endure this the other week whilst meeting relatives of the in laws, couldn't even drink to dull the pain of ringing eardrums as I had to drive home.
And Chavs, I imagine this has been well covered before, but living in South East London where I get to endure these foul mouthed, shit for brained no good cunts every day, they really need to be taken out of society. Ideally with a Shotgun. The wife's friend is currently seeing a perfect example of a Chav, I have to bite my tongue, otherwise my Baseball Bat would be in his face. His boy has been excluded from School so many times the Guinness World of Records have been in touch.
And last thing, French cars, they should come with a white flag as standard, mine is always giving up on me. Fucking pile of shit. Can't even get rid of it, owe too much to the Finance Company because it's worth fuck all.
(Sat 2nd Apr 2011, 9:31, More)
Someone is always worse/better off than you
What I mean:
'I've got Flu, been pretty bad'
Other Person: 'Ooh that's nothing, I've got Terminal Cancer and going to die tomorrow'
It doesn't matter what illness/or anything else that's happening, they've either got it so much worse or so much better than you, and take great delight in going on about themselves for the next few hours. Had to endure this the other week whilst meeting relatives of the in laws, couldn't even drink to dull the pain of ringing eardrums as I had to drive home.
And Chavs, I imagine this has been well covered before, but living in South East London where I get to endure these foul mouthed, shit for brained no good cunts every day, they really need to be taken out of society. Ideally with a Shotgun. The wife's friend is currently seeing a perfect example of a Chav, I have to bite my tongue, otherwise my Baseball Bat would be in his face. His boy has been excluded from School so many times the Guinness World of Records have been in touch.
And last thing, French cars, they should come with a white flag as standard, mine is always giving up on me. Fucking pile of shit. Can't even get rid of it, owe too much to the Finance Company because it's worth fuck all.
(Sat 2nd Apr 2011, 9:31, More)