Alan Titchmarsh wanking off Richard from Richard and Judy with barbed wirewhile Judy slowly slides a frozen shit dildo up her snatch
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51,
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Apparently she paid a lot of money for that frozen shit dildothe log was from Michelle McManus, who produces shits like a kangaroos tail, it was frozen and then lighty sculpted by Joe Pesquale, used once in his "act" and sold on ebay to Gerry Halliwell who found it too small. It eventually turned up on Antiques Roadshow and was subsequently auctioned off and bought by Chloe Madely at her mum's request.
Alan and Richard have been at this barbed wire thing for months, rumour has it they'll be moving up to a combination of broken glass and mace next week.
(Alan and Richard have been at this barbed wire thing for months, rumour has it they'll be moving up to a combination of broken glass and mace next week.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57,
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