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[challenge entry] Blame RoryRattleHead
A little late-night door to door canvassing...

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From the General election: Photoshop Tories challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Brilliant!
Especially the tatoo.

I hope he turns it on himself

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I've got one with him with teh tory party logo as a tatoo as well :D

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# This is quite arousing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Cameron is wellknown for keep fit
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Thank you, my semi just dissolved into nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Ha! A mankini!
they're HILARIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Ah so it was petehix got the ten mill post then...
In other news, guess the 'celebrity' encounter while on a mate's stag do at Bellvue Dogs on Saturday evening?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Lassie?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# She was, as a matter of fact, but no more clues.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Oh I know. Billie Piper!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Nah - that would have been a good thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Amy Winehouse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Similarly classy, but nope.
Come on, of all the slebs ever likely to have a night down the dogs, who's it got to be?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Danny Dyer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Nah. You're all rubbish.
It was Kerry Katona!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# fuck off, you said 'celebrity'
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# You will note the use of inverted commas...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Kerry Cantona, eh? Outstanding!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# was she competing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# So who is Kerry going to vote for?
I see her as someone who hasn't forgotten her working-class roots and will wholeheartedly fall for the Labour Party's stance of sticking up for the peasants.
Which they don't anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# sticking it up the peasants
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Lily Allen
Look, I haven't got a clue, alright. I'm not guessing again. If you don't tell me now I'll just lose interest...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# ^ up there
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Peter Andre?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Ooo it's good but it's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Wellard from Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Captain Sensible?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Lord Lucan?
really though....ummm Danny Dyer, "the dogs" goes with his whole cockney-geeza thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Captain Birdseye?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# You caught Nigel Mansell inflagrante with Nick Cotton off of the Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Alan Titchmarsh wanking off Richard from Richard and Judy with barbed wire
while Judy slowly slides a frozen shit dildo up her snatch
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# o_0
Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I came.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Apparently she paid a lot of money for that frozen shit dildo
the log was from Michelle McManus, who produces shits like a kangaroos tail, it was frozen and then lighty sculpted by Joe Pesquale, used once in his "act" and sold on ebay to Gerry Halliwell who found it too small. It eventually turned up on Antiques Roadshow and was subsequently auctioned off and bought by Chloe Madely at her mum's request.

Alan and Richard have been at this barbed wire thing for months, rumour has it they'll be moving up to a combination of broken glass and mace next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# The Littlest Hobo?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# *maintains the famous dogs theme*
Jordan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Keep going...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Rebecca Loos.
Although what the fuck does she look like (in a literal and critical sense)?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Lee Mack
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Sarah Palin
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Aristotle
Ted Bovis
Elrond
James May
Simon de Montfort
James Bond III
Les Dennis
Michael Collins
John Collins
Collins John
Sir John Johns
Johann Johannsson
E.T.
Anton LaVey
Bod
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# YER MAW
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Lady Gaga
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Maggie Thatcher.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Kylie Minogue
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Barbarossa.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I'm not a real celebrity
Believe it or not there are some people in Portugal who haven't heard of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# You need a better publicist.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah, but they have all heard about
the little girl you kidnapped there....

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# that's brilliant!
now say good night.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# That's a *clicker*,
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Fabbilus!!
*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha fucking win
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)