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# It was his singing voice that won her over.

apols for Q&Dness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Why does someone always delete a thread just after I've replied to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I don't know, Why does someone always delete a thread just after you've replied to it?
Oh, sorry - you weren't asking in a 'knock knock' kind of way.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# An Englishman, a Scotchman and an Irishman walk into a bar
The barman says "what is this, some kind of joke?"

:D

I love that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# A horse walks into a bar and says to the barman 'WHY HAVE I GOT A LONG FACE?'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# A man walks into a bar and says "CLANG"
It was an iron bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Q. Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A. Because he's blind?

No, because he's black.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Bwahahaha!*
A white horse goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman pours his beer, and to make conversation says "Funny you should ask for a beer and not the whiskey named after you!"

And the horse replies "Really, I've never heard of a whiskey called Harold..."


*I feel very bad for laughing so much at that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Harold Single Malt.
The smooth equine Scotch, mashed through a horse's mane at our distillery under Becher's Brook since 1877.
Despite the fact that Becher's Brook is in Liverpool, not Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# From the Wikipedia entry, eh?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Drumkit falls down a man hole.
buh-dum-dum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# nice one, Tom.
Oddly /ac!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# for shame...ps
What do you get if you cross a blackman and an octopus?
Nout much, but by fuck he can't arf pick cotton....

*slightly racist 'nings to you all....*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Shaftopus.
Damn straight x 8.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Two fucks walk into a bar and get the fuck racisted out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# This, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# A polar bear walks into a bar and the barman says
YOU'VE GOT MASSIVE PAWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# You've been watching Dave.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I meant the TV channel,
not that strange chap who hangs around the bus stops of Archway most weekends, frightening the children.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# My name's not Dave, dammit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# It's your 'weekend name'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# My favourite has always been
What's brown and sticky.


A stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.

SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'm going to try and remember that one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Labour's manifesto?
LOLITICS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Oh, superb!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick-knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# *approves*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Reggie Kray?
Or is it Ronnie, I forget? Definitely one of them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
#
A stick anal sex
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# .
Do you reply to it with boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Not usually
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# arf and woo
and
MaxShanly is cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Me likey...
...me *clicky* :D

Top o' the Morning to you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Aye Up, Ninj!
May I offer you an cup of freshly brewed coffee?
There are biscuits as well....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# You may sir, bisquits too?
You're most kind sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] She's rather nice looking, but Cleggy's is better
Also...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# awesome
*click*
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# and Spanish, too.
*rubs thighs a la Reeves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)