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(Thu 8th Oct 2015, 12:23, More)


(Tue 6th Oct 2015, 9:25, More)

Altered pea...
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(Mon 28th Sep 2015, 11:36, More)


(Mon 21st Sep 2015, 12:57, More)


(Thu 20th Aug 2015, 9:14, More)


(Tue 21st Jul 2015, 14:35, More)

'Put that in number 8 pal."

(Thu 16th Jul 2015, 16:29, More)

Sandi Toksvig

(Fri 26th Jun 2015, 13:44, More)


(Thu 21st May 2015, 15:57, More)

Sexeh time!

(Thu 14th May 2015, 15:09, More)

Best answers to questions:


I was in the local when two arseholes started having a 'go at each other. The harmless banter got rather more and more heated. This of course developed to the 'outside...NOW' threat. Outside they went and a few of us went to watch the 'scrap'. After a few minutes of blows being exchanged, it was quite obvious that one of them was gaining the 'upper hand. As the chap's nose got bloodier, the one who was winning asked 'Have you fuckin' 'ad enough yet?' 'Don't know' came the rply, 'I've never been in a fight before?'
(Mon 18th Mar 2013, 16:01, More)

» What Makes You Cry?

Marley & Me
I mean seriously, cry? No. I bawl my eyes out. I look like I've had a shit in Mike Tyson's kettle and he's caught me doing it the day after.
(Fri 8th Aug 2014, 9:57, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

Well, there I was doing a self-portrait, can't for the life of me remember why. It was in my first job and I'd just finished then in walks one of the admin ladies, takes a look at the picture then at me, then (Gawd bless her) she says "Ooh, a self-portrait!"

"Mmmm, I said."

"Did you draw it?" Came the reply...

(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 14:27, More)