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# has she tried to convert you to her church?
and make sure she pays with real money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:45, archived)
# It's cash up front here:P
She has been quite preachy and I'm not the most tollerent of atheists when preached to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:55, archived)
# tell her your dad is richard dawkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Hehehe
Better still that is god is truely everywhere I came on his face this morning:P

One ticket to Hull please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Tell her that you are a pandeist (pretty much equivalent to atheist),
that there is only one god and it is perfect. Therefore, there is no point praying, no miracles, no holy book and so on and on ... If she says that there are miracles then you say something along the lines of; 'so, your god is a flawed god. Only a flawed god would need to do to his creation what is the god equivalent of kiddie-fiddling.'

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandeism

Warning - don't say Pantheist by mistake - you'll open up a whole load of shit. ... No. ... 'Pandeist' makes sure that god can no longer be contacted and therefore she should STFU.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:11, archived)
# How could anything with pandas be flawed?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# TELL HER YOUR FATHER IS THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived)