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# The Orb were headline at Glasto in 93
I was all ready for it, and tripping my nuts off.
There was a large sign on stage that simply said 'Watch the Skies'
We did, all night. Nothing fucking happened. Their laser display had broken down.
Later on a mad hippy wrecked on cider tried to mount me.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
It'd been a long day.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# you didn't even leave me your number!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# 1-800 HOWS MY MOUNTING
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# a few litres less cider and I might have been impressed
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# And you blame that
on volcanic ash???
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# erm no Strawberries if I recall corretcly
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# What? He surrounded you with paper and put you in a picture frame?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# actually perhaps that is what he was trying to do
but why did he have his cock out?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)