In a perfect world
From the Opposite Signs challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)
( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
From the Opposite Signs challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)
( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
perfect for an onlooker who has just had a pint and can watch from afar
:)
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:31,
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drunk driving is always best with a head hung low
or save it for the judge
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:38,
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Fuck off. I do my best work when I'm pissed up.
Driving, court appearances, jury duty, whatever - it can all be improved upon with a couple of shots of absinthe.
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:44,
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I can usually only bear to speak to the cabin crew before shotgunning a couple of cans of Special Brew.
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:49,
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It's terrible how they've relaxed the standards for stewardesses
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:53,
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Do it in a pub car park.
Very cheap to make. If you don't, Sky will.
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:50,
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An onlooker wouldn't be driving
or at least not through the catastrophe.
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:44,
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15 pints:
Doubt I'd remember it. It'd probably come trickling back to me after a week.
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:55,
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