Fuck off. I do my best work when I'm pissed up.
Driving, court appearances, jury duty, whatever - it can all be improved upon with a couple of shots of absinthe.
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:44,
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I can usually only bear to speak to the cabin crew before shotgunning a couple of cans of Special Brew.
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:49,
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It's terrible how they've relaxed the standards for stewardesses
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Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:53,
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