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[challenge entry] From something someone said to me in 1982
the people who put the cunt in scunthorpe
'The man who put the 'cunt' in 'Scunthorpe'.'
'DERBY PLAYHOUSE is another example.
Don't buy electric signs - duscuss.

From the Opposite Signs challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Shorpe?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# RIS?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# It's been shorped . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# STORE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# CUNHP
?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# industrial garden?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# That's what it says on the road sign
source...

static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/7/9/1247145711871/Corus-plant-at-Scunthorpe-001.jpg
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
smoggy
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# bloomin' chimneys
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Chimneys are so exhausting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# high C wot u dun here
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# newark is an anagram of wanker
also mother in law is an anagram of woman hitler but that bears little relevance here, it's just handy to know
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# also
twelve plus one
eleven plus two
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# 13?
uh huh
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# slot machines
cash lost in 'em

i added the ' on this one
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# well i have to say i have no idea what you and elvis are talking about so i'll retire to the colouring in room
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# seriously????
anagrams, you started it man
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# ohhhhhhh!
haha i see now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# just to re-cap('case y' don't know)
those two are anagrams of themselves...all will be clear
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# an excellent one that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# certainly my favourite
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# The subject line of your post
made me laugh very muchly for 2 minutes. So much so, that I didn't bother to read the rest of your post, for fear of being accused of nepotism.

I bet the second half was racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# twinned with cunts everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Bindun
...but I was less subtle

www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=51165&board=main

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(Drew Badly Fiction section, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)