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No, Mister Bond, I expect you to watch some tiresome fucking talent show

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)

hahahahaha..fucking win!

"Who the HELL do the BBC think they are!"
(c) Daily Fail

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

haha

perhaps Graham Norton can host a show to find the next bond

talents will include shooting, shagging and puns

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)

I would perhaps watch that once

but would probably revert to my normal stance, which consists of criticising everyone I know for watching such shows.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)

^ What she said

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)

I like it when

people watch shit like The Apprentice, or Come Dine with me, but then slag off Big Brother and 'all these fucking reality shows'.

And I laugh at them

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)

this appears to be my demographic

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)

laugh at me

I watch Come Dine With Me, but hate all of the other reality/talent shows. I like to hurl abuse at my television. It makes me feel alive.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)

TVs with a clear rubber shield in front of them

would be a big seller

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)

hahahaha!

*laughs AND points*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)

lol

that cunt thought he was going to be a great host, but he's gone and overdone the aspargus, what a choob! lolololol

Edit:

Incidentally, I got possibly my funniest facebook group invite ever. I was invited to join the "WE HATE CANCER" group.

Still makes me laugh that such a worthy group exists. I imagine they have to deal with a lot of shit from the "WE LOVE CANCER" group.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)

Hahahahaha whut? And they're serious?!

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)

yes, apparently.

I'll be disppointed in all of them if they don't hate all of the causes of death. Singling cancer out for special treatment is a bit unfair.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)

a lot of facebook groups/pages are utterly stupid

Billy likes 'thinking about chocolate after stubbing his toe'
Sally joined 'listening to Paolo Nutini after a hot bath'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)

Honestly...some people

Fancy hating a star sign for no good reaon

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)

typical Aries

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)

I like to think that the stuff I watch is more worthy than those programmes watched by those I see as below me

So I slag off Big Brother, but enjoy CDWM and the Apprentice.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)

come dine with me is funny

I don't get the love for these singing talent shows, or big brother.

Pop Idol and so on would be better if there was some slapstick thrown in, like having to negotiate slippery obstacles on stage while singing, or having custard pies thrown at them. Until they get that organised, I will NOT be watching.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)

ooh that's well done :D

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