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[challenge entry] Tattyshop vandelism.

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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 3 May 2010, 2:54, archived)
# It's worrying that people get let out early to ease overcrowding
but wasn't it only by a week or so?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 3 May 2010, 2:55, archived)
# It apparently cost them alot to keep them in prison...caviar, sat tv, high speed broadband, hookers, cocain etc
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 3 May 2010, 2:57, archived)
# or they could let out the drug users and prostitutes and have plenty of beds
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 May 2010, 2:58, archived)
# i believe thats what they did.
*Sticks up for the happy fat guy
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 3 May 2010, 3:02, archived)
# I'm just pissed off with the prohibition laws in my country, what with recent busts, tax hikes and the brainless smug fat faces of the police and politicians
looks like we may be getting private prisons too, FUCK

haven't these cunts seen Ghosts of the Civil Dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 May 2010, 3:32, archived)
# worst thing about jail is a toilet with no seat
very smelly
(JoePesky, Mon 3 May 2010, 3:41, archived)
# that, and the being in jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 May 2010, 4:04, archived)
# being there is a mulligan
(JoePesky, Mon 3 May 2010, 4:09, archived)
# cheers Gordon
ROFL
(JoePesky, Mon 3 May 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Disgraceful!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 3 May 2010, 6:28, archived)
# The local tory (not that he has a chance in Scotland) has lots of boards up
Massive ones on every country road with his smug face on them.
The guy was a cock before he joined politics.

When I saw them, I though a drive round with a paint ball gun should do it, but saw tons of them driving to the next town. Plenty to be artistic with. Like adding fangs or a Frankenstein monster head scar and bolts.

Although I'd get caught doing the first one.
(Wize, Mon 3 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Lots of Category B prisoners get early parole too...
That includes those convicted of rape, grievous bodily harm and aggravated burglary.

It's a standard policy that no political party will change since they defer to the Ministry Of Justice on that one.

The problems have arisen when the wrong people have been let out early due to 'administrative errors' including a few Category A.

Don't let the facts get in the way of a good tattyshop though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 3 May 2010, 9:42, archived)
# When you're dealing with thousands of anything , mistakes/errors will happen.
It is a statistical certainty.
Parole is a good thing though. Offering offenders that have changed their wicked ways, early release. I would like to think that if i murdered Piers Morgan I could get out of prison early by good behaviour and saying soz!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 3 May 2010, 10:07, archived)