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[challenge entry] Ross Kemp ON A FUCKING PLATE
 

 

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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Tasty!...
...i mean, Nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ... with a nice Chianti.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# EVIDENCE OF AN UGLY AND MODERN SOCIETY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ROSS KEMP, RETREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# What, no chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# no, but his gizzards were broiled in that tin foil there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# HEADCHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# hard cheese
mmm my wife cmplains about my hard cheese
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:35, archived)
# yes, the source is indeed some kind of a cheese platter, I guess wrapped in ham
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Fork him . . . over !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# He's got
that glazed look in his eye again
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# the ultimate diet plan
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# haha!
fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Fuck, I haven't even seen Heston produce anything that unappetising
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 May 2010, 1:03, archived)
# God that's horrible
really fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 6 May 2010, 2:14, archived)
# nice to know
someone could take on Michael Gambon's role if they ever made a sequel to The Singing Detective.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 7 May 2010, 18:49, archived)