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# My local Tory hasn't got a snowballs chance
as a result he's quite affable and likeable

*wash my mouth out*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:58, archived)
# you sucked him off?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Course not... he has a tiny dick
All Tories have tiny dicks
As does anyone who votes for them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# if only we had heard this in the leader debates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I couldn't work out why clegg didn't just twat Cameron live on air
that'd guarantee him the biggest majority in history
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# haha this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:07, archived)
# haha
I've just seen the BBC's 'paving slab' graphics for the election coverage tonight. It's like a video game. Jezza Vine will be jumping for gold rings and saving princesses next
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# have you seen the BBC political party pack?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8662468.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# oh ffs
hahah

I'm sure Ken Clark is shouting 'KHAAAAN'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Best bit?
Keep track of all those words and phrases you can expect to hear on the night. (Requires at least one player.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
like anyone who knows anyone else will be doing this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I'm baffled by the suggestion that someone might try to play it with less than one person
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
# oh yeh!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Nigel Farage will be playing it on his own
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Farage makes me giggle, he's a sort of quaint english xenophobe who really ought to be locked in a thatched cottage in cumbria with a garden full of gnomes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:21, archived)
# I think that's his idea of Cabinet reform
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# :D
You see him on auto-tune the news?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpYIKF1wuyE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:26, archived)
# haha
he really is a little toad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# I hope he dresses as a cowboy again
That was TV Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I must have missed that
Did you see Andrew Neil doing The Wizard of Oz in the opening sequence of This week (last week)

cakeheadlovesevil.wordpress.com/2010/04/29/election-wizard-of-oz/

bollocks - blocked in the UK by Channel 4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:14, archived)
# It was local election night a couple of years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7JX8D1Kb88

Also, how can channel Four block content from the BBC? (Your link)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# dunno
I thought This Week was BBC2 - now I'm confused. CH4 have blocked it on Youtube too

It was shown on Charlie Brooker's Newswipe show though last week, so might have to check that

edit: cowboy - oh yes I think I do remember that. fuckinell

also - It IS BBC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Week_%28BBC_One_TV_series%29) - how the fuck are Channel 4 blocking it??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:21, archived)
# the accent... the accent....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Fuck me.
*builds gallows*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# I was drinking cider when I saw it - I wasn't sure if it was real
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I thought Brown may have reached the point of no return
and would resort to this kind of thing.

As well as "Dave, I shagged your mum. She said I was better than you"
"Nick, you smell and live on the estate"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:25, archived)