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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:50, archived)
# He's coooooommmmmiiiinnnggg
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:51, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
beat me to it!

Though I was in the process of making him Chucky from child's play.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:52, archived)
# One, Two, Davey's coming for you
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:52, archived)
# ever heard Tom Jones' International?
the lyrics are:

"one, two, Tom's coming for you
three, four, gonna bust down your door
five, six, better lock up your chicks
seven, eight, before its too late"

leetle beet rapey, no?

though possibly not as rapey as his duet of Its cold out there with Cerys Matthews. The line "say what's in this drink?" has never been so heavily laced with roofies dark innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Oh Tom's famed for it in South Wales
he busts down so many doors and rapes so many chicks that he is now sponsored by Jewson's and the Morning After Pill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Best of all the sponsors.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:21, archived)
# It's not rape if they chuck their knickers at you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# What if they're only throwing knickers at you because they've run out of any other weapon?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:01, archived)
# well, that's just unfortunate
shit happens
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
# then they can throw it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# To be fair to him, he also murders them with a knife in his hand
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# he's gone and had he's Weetabix
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
# my my my.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Say what you like about Tom, at least he never leaves a job half finished
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Tell you what, give this a listen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZQl23aavs

surreal doesn't even come close
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:04, archived)
# hahaha I thought he sang "Black pudding on a puppet show"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:13, archived)
# that makes slighty more sense than half of it
"He thought that they would listen to a puppet telling them what to do"

"He carved a king named Martin Luther"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Who on earth wrote that crap? The Ku Klux Klan?
Dear god, back then people sang absolutely anything that was given to them
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
# no idea, I wonder if one of his songwriters gave it to him for a bet.
I discovered some months ago that the only thing that can cure the worst of all hangovers is writhing round in bed belting out Tom Jones numbers. You'd be surprised at what wonders it can work. Even dehydration and muscle poisoning is scared of him.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# This pic keeps scaring me
The local Tory was hanging around the polling station this morning. He looked so obsequious - if he wasn't wearing a rosette he would have been reported as paedophile hanging around a primary school
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 8:55, archived)
# My local Tory hasn't got a snowballs chance
as a result he's quite affable and likeable

*wash my mouth out*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 8:58, archived)
# you sucked him off?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Course not... he has a tiny dick
All Tories have tiny dicks
As does anyone who votes for them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# if only we had heard this in the leader debates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
# I couldn't work out why clegg didn't just twat Cameron live on air
that'd guarantee him the biggest majority in history
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# haha this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:07, archived)
# haha
I've just seen the BBC's 'paving slab' graphics for the election coverage tonight. It's like a video game. Jezza Vine will be jumping for gold rings and saving princesses next
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# have you seen the BBC political party pack?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8662468.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# oh ffs
hahah

I'm sure Ken Clark is shouting 'KHAAAAN'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Best bit?
Keep track of all those words and phrases you can expect to hear on the night. (Requires at least one player.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
like anyone who knows anyone else will be doing this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I'm baffled by the suggestion that someone might try to play it with less than one person
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
# oh yeh!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Nigel Farage will be playing it on his own
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Farage makes me giggle, he's a sort of quaint english xenophobe who really ought to be locked in a thatched cottage in cumbria with a garden full of gnomes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:21, archived)
# I think that's his idea of Cabinet reform
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# :D
You see him on auto-tune the news?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpYIKF1wuyE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:26, archived)
# haha
he really is a little toad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# I hope he dresses as a cowboy again
That was TV Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I must have missed that
Did you see Andrew Neil doing The Wizard of Oz in the opening sequence of This week (last week)

cakeheadlovesevil.wordpress.com/2010/04/29/election-wizard-of-oz/

bollocks - blocked in the UK by Channel 4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:14, archived)
# It was local election night a couple of years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7JX8D1Kb88

Also, how can channel Four block content from the BBC? (Your link)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# dunno
I thought This Week was BBC2 - now I'm confused. CH4 have blocked it on Youtube too

It was shown on Charlie Brooker's Newswipe show though last week, so might have to check that

edit: cowboy - oh yes I think I do remember that. fuckinell

also - It IS BBC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Week_%28BBC_One_TV_series%29) - how the fuck are Channel 4 blocking it??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:21, archived)
# the accent... the accent....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Fuck me.
*builds gallows*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# I was drinking cider when I saw it - I wasn't sure if it was real
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I thought Brown may have reached the point of no return
and would resort to this kind of thing.

As well as "Dave, I shagged your mum. She said I was better than you"
"Nick, you smell and live on the estate"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:25, archived)
# In my minds eye I picture him hanging round the ballot box
rubbing his hands together and drooling with a lecherous expression.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha
"Why are all these ballot papers so...moist?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
# his chin was glistening
he had corrugated hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
May I pea?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 May 2010, 9:08, archived)