Indecision 2010
From the General election: Other / Spoilt ballot challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)
( , Sun 9 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
From the General election: Other / Spoilt ballot challenge. See all 186 entries (closed)
( , Sun 9 May 2010, 23:58, archived)
This is 254.58 kB but small, full size is 74.41 kB but big...
Sorcery!
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Mon 10 May 2010, 0:01,
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You know...
Jesus doesn't care about MegaBytes, and GigaBytes and all of that nonsense.
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Mon 10 May 2010, 0:06,
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Internet Jesus requires your soul to be under 100kb; heaven's hard drive can only be so big, you know.
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Mon 10 May 2010, 0:08,
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so you think I could get at least 14 souls on one floppy disk?
cool!
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Mon 10 May 2010, 0:10,
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be careful of the robot devil
he'll plug his infernal modem into the wall and download you straight to hell!
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Mon 10 May 2010, 0:15,
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so do i
they knock at my door and won't take "FUCK OFF!" for an answer
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Mon 10 May 2010, 0:27,
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That's because the last Jesuses died out long before MegaBytes and GigaBytes were invented.
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Mon 10 May 2010, 0:08,
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Many millions.
The first Jesuses were probably tree-dwelling and performed primitive miracles such as turning sticks into bananas.
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Mon 10 May 2010, 0:15,
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That wasn't a stick, and he didn't turn it into a banana.
It did have a curve in it though.
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Mon 10 May 2010, 0:16,
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