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(, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:06, archived)
# episodes twenty seven: EVERYBODY FUCKING GETS IT
 
woo!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:16, archived)
# nicely done :)
I've discovered a new wonderful place to argue with people on the internet. Facebook status updates.



Cahmin' ovah 'ere, takin' ahh jobs!

(though to be fair, most of the others in this thread aren't blinding me with their wit)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:22, archived)
#
m I the only one that can see what the illegal immigrants have done to this country..taken our jobs,taken our houses,taken our health care,taken our benefits,taken our rights of free speech..you name it they have taken it..so why the hell do some people think they are great when there are young soldiers dying in vain ...(tharr be more)for what..to help keep us safe in our country yes OUR COUNTRY no one elses.

- Lisa Sharp, Dying for our sins (with any luck)

Facebook and Twitter really are fascinating insights to areas of the world where ignorance is clearly a searing local aphrodisiac. (Great Yarmouth, apparently.)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:24, archived)
# pity they haven't taken her keyboard and internet connection
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:55, archived)
# Haha, marvellous :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:58, archived)
# Hahah!
"You Sir are a braggard and a nincompoop. Fly, Augustus!"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:45, archived)
# This one is magic too
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:09, archived)
# silly bitch
kick everyone out of non "british" descent?

that will get the country booming won't it? lol
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:39, archived)
# God yeah, all those English people clamouring for unskilled farm hand and hospital cleaning jobs will be rushing out there
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# they tirrrkk errrr JERRRBBSS!!
*gets in the manpile*
Do you actually know this Lisa that you talk of?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Fuck no, she seems to be someone my mate Mark knows
judging by her age I guess he used to work with her before he came to uni
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:04, archived)
# i ate forrins
comin over ere with there langwiges and music.

i only listin to morris dancing - oh ang on thats from the moors wot were darkys innit.

shit
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Ever hear Billy Bragg's England Half English?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Lisa is a short form of Elizabeth
"From Ελισαβετ (Elisabet), the Greek form of the Hebrew name אֱלִישֶׁבַע ('Elisheva') meaning "my God is an oath" or perhaps "my God is abundance". The Hebrew form appears in the Old Testament where Elisheba is the wife of Aaron, while the Greek form appears in the New Testament where Elizabeth is the mother of John the Baptist.

Among Christians, this name was originally more common in Eastern Europe."

Ooops
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Excellent pedantry sir!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# she'll be putting herself on the plane back to Afghanistan then
or one of those other forrin countries where they all eat masonry and dead babies
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:05, archived)
# "you may laugh Marcus but they eat swan"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# An Eagle in Your Mind likes this.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# What have the Romans ever done for us?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:42, archived)
# Bruv, Bruv, Bruv, Bruv, Bruv,
Bruv, Bruv, Bruv, Bruv, Bruv

NING!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Haha
"Who do those Klingons fink they are, comin' in to our Gaff? Let's 'ave 'em bruv!"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:04, archived)