God I'm pedantic...
Defcom 5 is the lowest nuclear threat level...
Sorry
*hides*
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 11 May 2010, 9:50,
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A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:03,
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How_about_a game_of_chess?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:22,
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Ah, but I'm not reaching incandescence over it.
WHINGECON1 results in objects on the other side of the room instantly igniting from the radiation pressure of my rage. Only activated once - when they kicked my Mrs out of the states.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:17,
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