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[challenge entry] Ning!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Brilliantly done
this Kemp thing has seen some classics
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Ooh cheers Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# MOVING TO WHINGECON 5


Spent some time separating a compound mixture for someone at work so I could take photos of it for a paper. Did all the shoppery and everything and was very happy. Then, an hour later, he decides I can't use it.
Then, the conference I really wanted to go on - a really important one for making contacts in my field and one I had agreed with my supervisor before starting here - I've been told I can't go as I haven't made anything interesting enough in the last few months to warrant a poster presentation. Then, I find out that it's also partly funding. However, I looked at the conference site today and lo-and-fucking-behold, my supervisor's on there as a keynote speaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 May 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Pointless photo
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# What was the mixture?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Not allowed to say.
Gay.
But let's just say that the two phases are insoluble in everything unless you destroy them. Bit of a speciality of mine, separating awkward mixtures. Should be a paper out in Dalton in the next few months on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# :(
I hadn't heard of Dalton. Guess I don't read enough chemistry journals :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I think you mean
"Key Cunt" as opposed to "key speaker".
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Go to it and do a shit on the lectern while he's speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# God I'm pedantic...
Defcom 5 is the lowest nuclear threat level...

Sorry
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# would you like to play a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# How_about_a game_of_chess?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Ah, but I'm not reaching incandescence over it.
WHINGECON1 results in objects on the other side of the room instantly igniting from the radiation pressure of my rage. Only activated once - when they kicked my Mrs out of the states.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Happy Kemp!
Great work and a well deserved click!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Thank you Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Awww Ross looks so HAPPY
What a cutey, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:59, archived)
# WOOOOOooo!
Amazing Ninj!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Cheers Batboy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:15, archived)